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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Jack: Why couldn’t the Scouts find the missing playing card?
Dylan: I have no idea.
Jack: It got lost in the shuffle.

Joke by Jack R., Oak Ridge, North Carolina
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Alex: How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
Andy: How?
Alex: He makes good use of his thyme.

Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Ron Ross
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Herbert: What is the favorite food at the National Jamboree?
Steve: What?
Herbert: Jambo-lya!

Joke by Herbert D., Evergreen Park, Ill.
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Tom Swiftie: “My walking stick broke,” Tom snapped.
“Good, now you can’t complain about splinters,” Bob said sharply.

Joke by Howard H., Newark, Calif.
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A book never written: “Long-Distance Hiking” by Kip Goin.

Joke by Steve V., Fairbanks, Alaska
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Pedro: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Nathan: Tell me.
Pedro: “Hike!”

Joke by Nathan P., Tyler, Texas
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A book never written: “Basic Knots” by Bo Lynn.

Joke by Brian J., Austin, Texas
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Kyle: What wears a uniform and floats in water?
Jake: Tell me.
Kyle: A buoy Scout!

Joke by Kyle S., Derwood, Md.
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A book never written: “A Hiking Nightmare” by Dee Hydrated.

Joke by Nicholas R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
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Zach: What did one flame say to the other?
Scott: Tell me.
Zach: “We’re a perfect match.”

Joke by Zachery S., Washington, Ill.
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Johnathan: What do you call a high-ranking Scout with a buzz cut?
Bruce: Beats me.
Johnathan: A “bald Eagle.”

Joke by Johnathan B., North Richland Hills, Texas
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A book never written: “Boys’ Life and More” by Maggie Zeen.

Joke by Michael Y., San Carlos, Calif.
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One day, a Cub Scout visited a farm. When he got home, he told his parents all about it. “I even saw a man who builds horses!” he said.

“Are you sure?” his mom asked.

“Yes,” the Cub Scout said, “he was just nailing on the feet when I got there.”

Joke by Daniel W, Bethany, Conn.
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A book never written: “Outdoor Necessities” by Carrie A. Hatchet.

Joke by Nick B., Bremen, Ga.
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Eric: Knock, knock.
Brett: Who’s there?
Eric: Owl.
Brett: Owl, who?
Eric: Owl tell you after I finish this Boys’ Life joke!

Joke by Eric H., Rio Rancho, N.M.
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Del: What kind of swamp do you roast on a stick?
John: I have no clue.
Del: A marsh-mallow!

Joke by Del R., Nisswa, Minn.
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Some Boy Scouts from the city went camping. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys hid under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then, one of the Scouts saw some lightning bugs. 

“We might as well give up,” he sighed. “They’re coming after us with flashlights.”

Joke by Andy G., Spokane, Wash.
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Daniel: What do a sunburned Scout and a banana have in common?
Joel: I don’t know. What?
Daniel: Neither likes peeling!

Joke by Daniel P., Overland Park, Kan.
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A book never written: “A Century of Scouting” by Annie Versary.

Joke by Maximillian J., Ligonier, Pa.
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Daffynition: Boycott—A place for a young man to sleep.

Joke by Jonathan P., Springfield, Mo.
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A book never written: “Survive in the Forest” by Lawson D. Woods

Joke by Mike H., Senatobia, Miss.
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