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A book never written: “How to Rank Up in Scouting” by Ed Vance.

Joke by Douglas G., Western Springs, Ill.
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A book never written: “Earning Your Snow Sports Merit Badge” by Yugo Ski.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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A book never written: “How to Get Wet” by Tip D. Canoe.

Joke by Aadarsh P., Woodbury, Minn.
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Warped Wiseman says: “He who does a Good Turn daily must get dizzy after a while.”

Joke by Chris K., Grove City, Pa.
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Erin: What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Fran: What?
Erin: “We’re gonna have a BB!”

Joke by Erin K., Tallahassee, Fla.
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Nick: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a Scout?
Mick: I haven’t a clue.
Nick: A person everyone looks up to.

Joke by Nick C., Windsor, Conn.
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Ian: What did Oliver Twist say on a camp-out?
Charles: I dunno.
Ian: “Please, sir, may I have s’more?”

Joke by Ian H., Novato, Calif.
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A book never written: “Field Guide to Knots” by Ty M. Uptight.

Joke by Jonah J., Carmel, Ind.
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Karl: Why did the Scout put a ruler under his pillow?
Brock: I have no clue.
Karl: To see how long he could sleep!

Joke by Karl B., Lone Tree, Colo.
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A book never written: "The Scout Symbol" by Flora D. Lee.

Joke by Christian L., Manchester, Tenn.
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