Laugh at funny Dog jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

WILLIAM: Why did the man who lost his dog go to the dentist?
EMMA: Why?
WILLIAM: Because he had a loose canine.

Joke by William R., Katy, Texas
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HRISHAAN: Why did the number of cats and dogs increase in under a minute?
JAKE: Not sure.
HRISHAAN: Because of the big rainstorm.

Joke by Hrishaan I., Bellevue, Washington
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A MAN TAKES HIS SICK CHIHUAHUA TO THE VET. A Labrador retriever comes in, sniffs the dog and leaves. Then a cat enters, stares at it for a while and leaves. The vet returns and hands over a $250 bill.

The man says, “$250? I was here only 20 minutes!”

“That’s right,” says the vet. “$100 for the lab test and $150 for the cat scan.”

Joke by Remy W., Colorado Springs, Colorado
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TRISTAN: How do dog catchers get paid?
MELODY: I haven’t the foggiest.
TRISTAN: By the pound.

Joke by Tristan T., Longview, Washington
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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POLICEMAN: Your dog has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
BOY: That’s impossible. My dog doesn’t know how to ride a bicycle!

Joke by Lynn H., Eureka, California
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AYN: Which kind of construction are dogs best at?
NAN: No clue.
AYN: Roofing.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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MARIANO: What do you give a dog with a fever?
MICHAEL: What?
MARIANO: Mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Van Scott
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SAM: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
JACKIE: What?
SAM: A dog.

Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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