Brandon: What did the dog say to its owner after it bit the clown? Miles: I don’t know. What? Brandon: “This tastes funny!” Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington1 commentsLoading...
JOE: My dog used to chase people on a bike. TOM: What did you do to stop him? JOE: I took his bike away. Joke by Brandon R., Oxford, Kansas1 commentsLoading...
Oliver: My dog rolled around in the mud all day. How does he smell? Felix: Like dirt? Oliver: Nope, with his nose. Joke by Oliver C., Sunnyvale, California1 commentsLoading...
DANIEL: What is a dog’s favorite chip brand? JAY: Beats me. What is it? DANIEL: Ruffles. Joke by Daniel E., Haymarket, Virginia1 commentsLoading...
Oliver: My dog rolled around in the mud all day. How does he smell? Felix: Like dirt? Oliver: Nope. With his nose. Joke by Oliver C., Sunnyvale, California0 commentsLoading...
Mathias: What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? Jenny: What? Mathias: “That hit the spot.” Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico8 commentsLoading...
Evan: Why did the dog cross the road twice? Cullen: I don’t know. Evan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang. Joke by Evan B., Davidson, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
Joe: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. Tom: What did you do? Joe: I took its bike away. Joke by Brandon R., Oxford, Kansas1 commentsLoading...
Dylan: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Joe: I’m stumped. Dylan: Hailing taxis. Joke by Dylan B., Homewood, Illinois1 commentsLoading...