DANIEL: What is a dog’s favorite chip brand? JAY: Beats me. What is it? DANIEL: Ruffles. Joke by Daniel E., Haymarket, Virginia1 commentsLoading...
Oliver: My dog rolled around in the mud all day. How does he smell? Felix: Like dirt? Oliver: Nope. With his nose. Joke by Oliver C., Sunnyvale, California0 commentsLoading...
Mathias: What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? Jenny: What? Mathias: “That hit the spot.” Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico15 commentsLoading...
Evan: Why did the dog cross the road twice? Cullen: I don’t know. Evan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang. Joke by Evan B., Davidson, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
Joe: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. Tom: What did you do? Joe: I took its bike away. Joke by Brandon R., Oxford, Kansas3 commentsLoading...
Dylan: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Joe: I’m stumped. Dylan: Hailing taxis. Joke by Dylan B., Homewood, Illinois2 commentsLoading...
Evan: Why did the dog cross the road twice? Cullen: I don’t know. Evan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang. Joke by Evan B., Davidson, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer? Jackie: I don’t know. What? Sam: A dog. Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma10 commentsLoading...
Dylan: Why did the dog cross the road twice? Cooper: I haven’t the foggiest. Dylan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang. Joke by Dylan G., Southampton, New York0 commentsLoading...