Dog jokes – Page 2 of 8 – Jokes by Scout Life

DANIEL: What is a dog’s favorite chip brand?
JAY: Beats me. What is it?
DANIEL: Ruffles.

Joke by Daniel E., Haymarket, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Oliver: My dog rolled around in the mud all day. How does he smell?
Felix: Like dirt?
Oliver: Nope. With his nose.

Joke by Oliver C., Sunnyvale, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Mathias: What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
Jenny: What?
Mathias: “That hit the spot.”

Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico
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Evan: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Cullen: I don’t know.
Evan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang.

Joke by Evan B., Davidson, North Carolina
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Joe: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
Tom: What did you do?
Joe: I took its bike away.

Joke by Brandon R., Oxford, Kansas
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Dylan: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Joe: I’m stumped.
Dylan: Hailing taxis.

Joke by Dylan B., Homewood, Illinois
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Comic by James Estes
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Evan: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Cullen: I don’t know.
Evan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang.

Joke by Evan B., Davidson, North Carolina
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Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
Jackie: I don’t know. What?
Sam: A dog.

Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma
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Dylan: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Cooper: I haven’t the foggiest.
Dylan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang.

Joke by Dylan G., Southampton, New York
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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