Mathias: What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? Jenny: What? Mathias: “That hit the spot.” Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico15 commentsLoading...
Evan: Why did the dog cross the road twice? Cullen: I don’t know. Evan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang. Joke by Evan B., Davidson, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
Joe: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. Tom: What did you do? Joe: I took its bike away. Joke by Brandon R., Oxford, Kansas3 commentsLoading...
Dylan: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Joe: I’m stumped. Dylan: Hailing taxis. Joke by Dylan B., Homewood, Illinois2 commentsLoading...
Evan: Why did the dog cross the road twice? Cullen: I don’t know. Evan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang. Joke by Evan B., Davidson, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer? Jackie: I don’t know. What? Sam: A dog. Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma10 commentsLoading...
Dylan: Why did the dog cross the road twice? Cooper: I haven’t the foggiest. Dylan: It was trying to fetch a boomerang. Joke by Dylan G., Southampton, New York0 commentsLoading...
Stephen: Where does a dog park its car? Jaden: I don’t know. Stephen: In the barking lot. Joke by Stephen T., Fort Wainwright, Alaska1 commentsLoading...
Neighbor: Does your dog bite? Sam: No. Neighbor: Then how do you feed it? Joke by Sam M., Sartell, Minnesota1 commentsLoading...
Austin: Did you hear about the app that translates what dogs are saying? Walt: No. How is it? Austin: The translation is a bit ruff. Joke by Cole S., Woodstock, Georgia1 commentsLoading...
Tom: What medicine do you give a dog with a fever? Mom: I have no idea. Tom: Mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog. Joke by Alan A., Houston, Texas5 commentsLoading...