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A PUNNY BOOK: "Mean Insects" by Ms. Skeeter.

Joke by Webb W., Jacksonville, Florida
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Newt: What do you call an indecisive insect?
Tina: I don’t know.
Newt: A dust might.

Joke by Newt R., Boston, Massachusetts
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Kendon: Why was the mother firefly so happy?
Bryan: Why?
Kendon: Because her children were all so bright.

Joke by Kendon L., Elk Grove, California
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A book never written: “Insect Homes” by Bea Hive.

Joke by Connor H., Milford, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daniel: What do you call it when a frog eats a firefly?
Pete: Tell me.
Daniel: A “light snack.”

Joke by Daniel P., Unalaska, Alaska
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A book never written: “Large Animals” by L.F. Ant.

Joke by Tanner T., Sandy, Utah
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Lance: What do spiders eat with hamburgers?
James: I haven’t a clue.
Lance: French flies.

Joke by Lance L., Oceanside, Calif.
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A book never written: “Make Your Own Honey” by A.B. Hive.

Joke by James S., Portage, Ind.
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A book never written: “American Crickets” by Kate E. Didds.

Joke by Michael Y., San Carlos, Calif.
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Daffynition: Lunatic—A parasite from the moon.

Joke by Jason D., Covington, La.
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Luke: Why did the bee go see the doctor?
Jake: I give up.
Luke: It had hives.

Joke by Jalen P., Ama, La.
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Daffynition: Coolant—A small insect with style.

Joke by Levi S., Atlanta, Ga.
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