Insect jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

A PUNNY BOOK: "Mean Insects" by Ms. Skeeter.

Joke by Webb W., Jacksonville, Florida
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Newt: What do you call an indecisive insect?
Tina: I don’t know.
Newt: A dust might.

Joke by Newt R., Boston, Massachusetts
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Kendon: Why was the mother firefly so happy?
Bryan: Why?
Kendon: Because her children were all so bright.

Joke by Kendon L., Elk Grove, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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A book never written: “Insect Homes” by Bea Hive.

Joke by Connor H., Milford, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daniel: What do you call it when a frog eats a firefly?
Pete: Tell me.
Daniel: A “light snack.”

Joke by Daniel P., Unalaska, Alaska
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A book never written: “Large Animals” by L.F. Ant.

Joke by Tanner T., Sandy, Utah
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Lance: What do spiders eat with hamburgers?
James: I haven’t a clue.
Lance: French flies.

Joke by Lance L., Oceanside, Calif.
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A book never written: “Make Your Own Honey” by A.B. Hive.

Joke by James S., Portage, Ind.
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A book never written: “American Crickets” by Kate E. Didds.

Joke by Michael Y., San Carlos, Calif.
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Daffynition: Lunatic—A parasite from the moon.

Joke by Jason D., Covington, La.
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Luke: Why did the bee go see the doctor?
Jake: I give up.
Luke: It had hives.

Joke by Jalen P., Ama, La.
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Daffynition: Coolant—A small insect with style.

Joke by Levi S., Atlanta, Ga.
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Some Boy Scouts from the city went camping. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys hid under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then, one of the Scouts saw some lightning bugs.

“We might as well give up,” he sighed. “They’re coming after us with flashlights.”

Joke by Andy G., Spokane, Wash.
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Jordan: What do bees chew?
Graham: I dunno.
Jordan: Bumble-gum.

Joke by Jordan E., Pleasant Gap, Pa.
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Warren: What do you call a fly with no wings?
Lauren: I don’t know.
Warren: A “walk!”

Joke by Warren M., Firth, Idaho
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Chuck: How do bees get to their place of learning?
Ron: How?
Chuck: By school buzz.

Joke by Charles D., McAdoo, Pa.
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