Laugh at funny Insect jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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A book never written: “Insect Homes” by Bea Hive.

Joke by Connor H., Milford, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daniel: What do you call it when a frog eats a firefly?
Pete: Tell me.
Daniel: A “light snack.”

Joke by Daniel P., Unalaska, Alaska
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A book never written: “Large Animals” by L.F. Ant.

Joke by Tanner T., Sandy, Utah
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Lance: What do spiders eat with hamburgers?
James: I haven’t a clue.
Lance: French flies.

Joke by Lance L., Oceanside, Calif.
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A book never written: “Make Your Own Honey” by A.B. Hive.

Joke by James S., Portage, Ind.
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A book never written: “American Crickets” by Kate E. Didds.

Joke by Michael Y., San Carlos, Calif.
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Daffynition: Lunatic—A parasite from the moon.

Joke by Jason D., Covington, La.
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Luke: Why did the bee go see the doctor?
Jake: I give up.
Luke: It had hives.

Joke by Jalen P., Ama, La.
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Daffynition: Coolant—A small insect with style.

Joke by Levi S., Atlanta, Ga.
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Some Boy Scouts from the city went camping. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys hid under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then, one of the Scouts saw some lightning bugs.

“We might as well give up,” he sighed. “They’re coming after us with flashlights.”

Joke by Andy G., Spokane, Wash.
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Jordan: What do bees chew?
Graham: I dunno.
Jordan: Bumble-gum.

Joke by Jordan E., Pleasant Gap, Pa.
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Warren: What do you call a fly with no wings?
Lauren: I don’t know.
Warren: A “walk!”

Joke by Warren M., Firth, Idaho
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Chuck: How do bees get to their place of learning?
Ron: How?
Chuck: By school buzz.

Joke by Charles D., McAdoo, Pa.
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Christopher: What do you call a flying insect that can’t make up its mind?
Jonathan: I have no clue.
Christopher: A “may-bee.”

Joke by Christopher D., Dallas, Tex.
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Luke: Why did the bee go to the hospital?
Jake: I give up.
Luke: Because it had hives!

Joke by Paul P., Meriden, Conn.
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Dan: What is a millipede’s least favorite activity?
Bob: I don’t know.
Dan: Buying new shoes.

Joke by Daniel P., Overland Park, Kan.
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Daffynition: Lunatic—A blood-sucking bug from the moon.

Joke by Henry F., Geneva, Ill.
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A book never written: “Little Glowing Creatures” by Ray D. Ant.

Joke by Morgan W., Vaihingen, Germany
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Heli: Why did the annoying exterminator lose his job?
Eddy: Why?
Heli: He bugged his boss.

Joke by Heli N., East Hartford, Conn.
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Harlan: What do you get when you cross termites and a rabbit?
Joe: I dunno. What?
Harlan: Bugs Bunny!

Joke by Jonah H., Oak Park, Ill
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