Car jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Erika: What do you do for a living?
Michael: I race cars.
Erika: Wow! Do you win a lot of races?
Michael: No. The cars are usually much faster.

Joke by Michael H., Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin
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Comic by Jon Carter
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WALLY: What do you get if your car is on fire?
GREG: I haven’t the foggiest.
WALLY: Hot wheels!

Joke by Wally H., Augusta, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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STEVE: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
JANNIE: What?
STEVE: It gets toad.

Joke by Ben H., Davis, California
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JIM: What is a ghost’s favorite car?
CARL: I don’t know.
JIM: A Boo-gatti.

Joke by Aidan D., Waterford, Connecticut
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Matthew: What’s a 10-letter word that starts with g-a-s?
Stan: What?
Matthew: Automobile.

Joke by Matthew Y.
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A man is washing his car with his son.

The son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Vintage Autos" by Stu D. Baker.

Joke by Mike M., Brooklyn, New York
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A Boy Scout went around his neighborhood looking for a job.

“I’ll pay you $20 to paint my porch,” said one neighbor.

The Scout agreed and went to work.

A few hours later, the Scout knocked on the neighbor’s door and said, “I’m all finished, but your car is a Mercedes, not a Porsche.”

Joke by Jacob G., Swanton, Maryland
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Vintage Autos" by Stu D. Baker.

Joke by Mike M., Brooklyn, New York
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Jack: What do you call an underwater car?
Brian: I don’t know.
Jack: A Scubaru.

Joke by Brian W., Richardson, Texas
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Stephen: Where does a dog park its car?
Jaden: I don’t know.
Stephen: In the barking lot.

Joke by Stephen T., Fort Wainwright, Alaska
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Bradley: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
James: What?
Bradley: It gets toad!

Joke by Bradley G., Royersford, Pennsylvania
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Jeremy: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?
Will: Why?
Jeremy: If they had four, they would be chicken sedans.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Nick: Why can’t you walk behind a car?
Rick: I don’t know.
Nick: Because you’ll get exhausted.

Joke by Nick T., Minot, North Dakota
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Robbie: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
Marshall: I don’t know.
Robbie: It gets toad away.

Joke by Robbie H., Ligonier, Pennsylvania
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Frodo: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Sam: I don’t know.
Frodo: If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Joke by Dylan B., Duluth, Georgia
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Aidan: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
Benjamin: No idea.
Aidan: It gets toad away.

Joke by Aidan M., Manchester, Missouri
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Hayden: What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
Jake: I don’t know.
Hayden: A Toy Yoda.

Joke by Hayden S., Eugene, Oregon
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Son: What is an autobiography?
Dad: I don’t know.
Son: An automobile’s story.

Joke by Quentin H., Dayton, Va.
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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