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Justin: Knock, knock.
Cory: Who’s there?
Justin: Cargo.
Cory: Cargo, who?
Justin: Cargo in the garage.

Joke by Justin K., Rockville, Maryland
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Dad: What sound does a witch’s car make?
Ayn: I don’t know.
Dad: “Broom, broom!”
Ayn: Dad! You’re putting me to sweep.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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BRADLEY: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
JAMES: What?
BRADLEY: It gets toad!

Joke by Bradley G., Royersford, Pennsylvania
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Jeremy: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?
Will: Why?
Jeremy: If they had four, they would be chicken sedans.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Joke by Asher G. , Ashburn, Virginia
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Reed: Knock, knock.
Alyssa: Who’s there?
Reed: Cargos.
Alyssa: Cargos, who?
Reed: Cargos in the garage.

Joke by Reed J., Perkasie, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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LUCAS: What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
WILSON: I don’t know.
LUCAS: It gets a jump start.

Joke by Lucas O., Katonah, New York 
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Augustine: Knock, knock.
Ambrose: Who’s there?
Augustine: Cargo.
Ambrose: Cargo, who?
Augustine: No, cargo beep-beep!
            

Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
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AIDEN: Hey, guess what?
ERIN: What?
AIDEN: I’m going to a car show next week!
ERIN: OK, but it will be exhausting.

Joke by Aiden M., Visalia, California
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Erika: What do you do for a living?
Michael: I race cars.
Erika: Wow! Do you win a lot of races?
Michael: No. The cars are usually much faster.

Joke by Michael H., Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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WALLY: What do you get if your car is on fire?
GREG: I haven’t the foggiest.
WALLY: Hot wheels!

Joke by Wally H., Augusta, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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STEVE: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
JANNIE: What?
STEVE: It gets toad.

Joke by Ben H., Davis, California
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JIM: What is a ghost’s favorite car?
CARL: I don’t know.
JIM: A Boo-gatti.

Joke by Aidan D., Waterford, Connecticut
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Matthew: What’s a 10-letter word that starts with g-a-s?
Stan: What?
Matthew: Automobile.

Joke by Matthew Y.
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A man is washing his car with his son.

The son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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