Laugh at funny Car jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

A PUNNY BOOK: "Vintage Autos" by Stu D. Baker.

Joke by Mike M., Brooklyn, New York
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A Boy Scout went around his neighborhood looking for a job.

“I’ll pay you $20 to paint my porch,” said one neighbor.

The Scout agreed and went to work.

A few hours later, the Scout knocked on the neighbor’s door and said, “I’m all finished, but your car is a Mercedes, not a Porsche.”

Joke by Jacob G., Swanton, Maryland
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Vintage Autos" by Stu D. Baker.

Joke by Mike M., Brooklyn, New York
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Jack: What do you call an underwater car?
Brian: I don’t know.
Jack: A Scubaru.

Joke by Brian W., Richardson, Texas
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Stephen: Where does a dog park its car?
Jaden: I don’t know.
Stephen: In the barking lot.

Joke by Stephen T., Fort Wainwright, Alaska
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Bradley: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
James: What?
Bradley: It gets toad!

Joke by Bradley G., Royersford, Pennsylvania
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Jeremy: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?
Will: Why?
Jeremy: If they had four, they would be chicken sedans.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Nick: Why can’t you walk behind a car?
Rick: I don’t know.
Nick: Because you’ll get exhausted.

Joke by Nick T., Minot, North Dakota
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Robbie: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
Marshall: I don’t know.
Robbie: It gets toad away.

Joke by Robbie H., Ligonier, Pennsylvania
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Frodo: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Sam: I don’t know.
Frodo: If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Joke by Dylan B., Duluth, Georgia
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Aidan: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
Benjamin: No idea.
Aidan: It gets toad away.

Joke by Aidan M., Manchester, Missouri
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Hayden: What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
Jake: I don’t know.
Hayden: A Toy Yoda.

Joke by Hayden S., Eugene, Oregon
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Son: What is an autobiography?
Dad: I don’t know.
Son: An automobile’s story.

Joke by Quentin H., Dayton, Va.
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If you break the speed limit, can you fix it?”

Joke by Ethan T., Little Falls, N.J.
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A book never written: “Mom Cars” by Minnie Vann.

Joke by Jakob S., Olathe, Kan.
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Randy: What do you call a country that drives only rose-colored cars?
Connor: I’m stumped.
Randy: A “red carnation!”

Joke by Randy C., Renton, Wash.
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Ilse: What kind of cars do cooks drive?
Roy: Beats me.
Ilse: Chef-rolets!

Joke by Brian S., Brunswick, Ohio
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A book never written: “Old Cars” by L. Camino.

Joke by Collin S., Cincinnati, Ohio
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