Laugh at funny Car jokes and comics for kids

Randy: What do you call a country that drives only rose-colored cars?
Connor: I’m stumped.
Randy: A “red carnation!”

Joke by Randy C., Renton, Wash.
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Ilse: What kind of cars do cooks drive?
Roy: Beats me.
Ilse: Chef-rolets!

Joke by Brian S., Brunswick, Ohio
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A book never written: “Old Cars” by L. Camino.

Joke by Collin S., Cincinnati, Ohio
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Daffynition: Coolant—A small insect with style.

Joke by Levi S., Atlanta, Ga.
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Nick: What do rodents power their cars with?
Rick: Tell me.
Nick: Weasel-diesel!

Joke by Nick N., Redwood City, Calif.
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Daffynition: Carpool—Where automobiles go for a dip.

Joke by Ricky G., Hanover Park, Ill.
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Denver: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who’s there?
Denver: Cargo.
Sam: Cargo, who?
Denver: No, cargo beep-beep!

Joke by Denver S., Newport, Mich.
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Pedro: Who can drive all their customers away and still make money?
The Boss: Who?
Pedro: Taxi drivers!

Joke by Drew M., Meridian, Idaho
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Daffynition: Breakfast—What a driver does when a light suddenly changes.

Joke by Lucas H., Evans, Ga.
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Randy: What do you call a country that drives only rose-colored cars?
Connor: I’m stumped.
Randy: A “red carnation!”

Joke by Randy C., Renton, Wash.
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Warped Wiseman says: “It takes thousands of bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to wreck it.”

Joke by Adam M., Parkville, Mo.
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Daffynition: Autobiography—A book telling a car’s life story.

Joke by James C., Sterling, Va.
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A book never written: “Finding a Carpool” by Anita Ride.

Joke by Brian T., St. Louis, Mo.
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Pat: What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S?
Rick: Beats me.
Pat: Automobile.

Joke by Patrick H., Sedalia, Mo.
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A book never written: “Guide to Exotic Cars” by Iona Ferrari.

Joke by Haydn L., Broken Arrow, Okla.
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Jim: What’s a car’s favorite meal?
Adam: I don’t know.
Jim: Brake-fast.

Joke by Adam C., Dinuba, Calif.
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Pedro: What do you get when you cross a racecar with a spud?
Ordep: Beats me.
Pedro: Crashed potatoes.

Joke by Braeden B., Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.
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Sam: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Danny: Why?
Sam: If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan!

Joke by Samuel N., Gig Harbor, Wash.
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Daffynition: Engineer—What an automobile hears with.

Joke by Nick R., Macomb, Mich.
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Andy: Where do dogs park their cars?
Al: Where?
Andy: In the barking lot.

Joke by Andrew A., Lexington, S.C.
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Tom Swiftie: “A car just ran over my foot,” Tom said tiredly.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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Tom Swiftie: “Fix that tire,” Tom said flatly.

Joke by Adam T., Emmett, Idaho
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Daffynition: Smart Car—An automobile with a diploma.

Joke by Christopher H., Winfield, Pa.
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A book never written: “Old-Fashioned Cars” by Stu D. Baker.

Joke by Andrew R., Orange, Calif.
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Daffynition: Vanguard—Security hired to protect large automobiles.

Joke by Matthew H., Concord, Calif.
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