A book never written: “Old Cars” by L. Camino. Joke by Collin S., Cincinnati, Ohio13 commentsLoading...
Nick: What do rodents power their cars with? Rick: Tell me. Nick: Weasel-diesel! Joke by Nick N., Redwood City, Calif.10 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Carpool—Where automobiles go for a dip. Joke by Ricky G., Hanover Park, Ill.3 commentsLoading...
Denver: Knock, knock. Sam: Who’s there? Denver: Cargo. Sam: Cargo, who? Denver: No, cargo beep-beep! Joke by Denver S., Newport, Mich.15 commentsLoading...
Pedro: Who can drive all their customers away and still make money? The Boss: Who? Pedro: Taxi drivers! Joke by Drew M., Meridian, Idaho4 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Breakfast—What a driver does when a light suddenly changes. Joke by Lucas H., Evans, Ga.3 commentsLoading...
Randy: What do you call a country that drives only rose-colored cars? Connor: I’m stumped. Randy: A “red carnation!” Joke by Randy C., Renton, Wash.6 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman says: “It takes thousands of bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to wreck it.” Joke by Adam M., Parkville, Mo.7 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Autobiography—A book telling a car’s life story. Joke by James C., Sterling, Va.3 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Finding a Carpool” by Anita Ride. Joke by Brian T., St. Louis, Mo.4 commentsLoading...
Pat: What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Rick: Beats me. Pat: Automobile. Joke by Patrick H., Sedalia, Mo.2 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Guide to Exotic Cars” by Iona Ferrari. Joke by Haydn L., Broken Arrow, Okla.3 commentsLoading...
Jim: What’s a car’s favorite meal? Adam: I don’t know. Jim: Brake-fast. Joke by Adam C., Dinuba, Calif.8 commentsLoading...
Pedro: What do you get when you cross a racecar with a spud? Ordep: Beats me. Pedro: Crashed potatoes. Joke by Braeden B., Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.5 commentsLoading...
Sam: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Danny: Why? Sam: If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan! Joke by Samuel N., Gig Harbor, Wash.3 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Engineer—What an automobile hears with. Joke by Nick R., Macomb, Mich.2 commentsLoading...
Andy: Where do dogs park their cars? Al: Where? Andy: In the barking lot. Joke by Andrew A., Lexington, S.C.5 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “A car just ran over my foot,” Tom said tiredly. Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.3 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Smart Car—An automobile with a diploma. Joke by Christopher H., Winfield, Pa.7 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Old-Fashioned Cars” by Stu D. Baker. Joke by Andrew R., Orange, Calif.1 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Vanguard—Security hired to protect large automobiles. Joke by Matthew H., Concord, Calif.10 commentsLoading...
Sam: One night I dreamed I was a muffler. Jeremy: Really? What happened? Sam: I woke up exhausted. Joke by Samuel E., Kemp, Tex.23 commentsLoading...
A guy goes door to door looking for work. One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150 to paint his porch. A few hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says, "I'm finished. But you should know that your car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche." Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, PA.18 commentsLoading...
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