Laugh at funny Music jokes and comics for kids

RON: How do you make a raspberry jam?
RICKY: No idea. How?
RON: Easy! Just give it musical instruments!

Joke by Bryce M., Madison, Wisconsin
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Noah: Which rock group has four members who can’t sing or play instruments?
Leo: I’m stumped.
Noah: Mount Rushmore.

Joke by Noah Q., Corte Madera, California
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Comic by Kyle Bravo
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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John: What kind of music do Santa’s elves like?
Mark: Please tell me.
John: Wrap music.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Leon: What do dentists use to listen to music?
Leonora: I don’t know.
Leon: Bluetooth.

Joke by Leon R., Spring, Texas
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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MARIANO: What kind of music do pilgrims like?
NATE: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Rock.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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KUSH: What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
MYA: No clue.
KUSH: A trombone.

Joke by Kush R., Baker City, Oregon
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ASHER: What is an egg’s favorite kind of music?
MAX: Not sure.
ASHER: Kary-yolky.

Joke by Asher P., Brookfield, Wisconsin
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TOM: What’s elastic and plays music?
JANE: Tell me.
TOM: A rubber band.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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TANISH: How do leopards listen to music?
ALEX: I don’t know. How?
TANISH: They use Spotify!

Joke by Tanish T., Short Hills, New Jersey
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JOSIAH: What is a lawn mower’s favorite kind of music?
TIM: I’m not sure.
JOSIAH: Bluegrass.

Joke by Josiah L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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Comic by Jon Carter
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NATHANIEL: What do music and NASCAR have in common?
ANDY: I don’t know. What?
NATHANIEL: They have tracks.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Hudson: What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music?
Faith: What?
Hudson: Pop!

Joke by Hudson S., Plano, Texas
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Áine: What’s a bubble’s favorite type of music?
Mike: I don’t know. What?
Áine: Pop music!

Joke by Áine H., Wilmington, Delaware
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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Joke by Quest R., Lincoln, California
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ETHAN: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
KATE: Beats me.
ETHAN: Something catchy!

Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Masear
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TALLINN: What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music?
PAUL: I don’t know.
TALLINN: Bach!

Joke by Tallinn D., Argyle, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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NATE: A teacher caught a student passing notes in class, but the student didn’t get in trouble.
CALEB: Why not?
NATE: It was music class.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by ThomasToons
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