Music jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

TOM: What’s elastic and plays music?
JANE: Tell me.
TOM: A rubber band.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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TANISH: How do leopards listen to music?
ALEX: I don’t know. How?
TANISH: They use Spotify!

Joke by Tanish T., Short Hills, New Jersey
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JOSIAH: What is a lawn mower’s favorite kind of music?
TIM: I’m not sure.
JOSIAH: Bluegrass.

Joke by Josiah L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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Comic by Jon Carter
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NATHANIEL: What do music and NASCAR have in common?
ANDY: I don’t know. What?
NATHANIEL: They have tracks.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Hudson: What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music?
Faith: What?
Hudson: Pop!

Joke by Hudson S., Plano, Texas
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Áine: What’s a bubble’s favorite type of music?
Mike: I don’t know. What?
Áine: Pop music!

Joke by Áine H., Wilmington, Delaware
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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Joke by Quest R., Lincoln, California
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ETHAN: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
KATE: Beats me.
ETHAN: Something catchy!

Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Masear
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TALLINN: What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music?
PAUL: I don’t know.
TALLINN: Bach!

Joke by Tallinn D., Argyle, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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NATE: A teacher caught a student passing notes in class, but the student didn’t get in trouble.
CALEB: Why not?
NATE: It was music class.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Josiah: What is a lawnmower’s favorite kind of music?
Tim: You got me.
Josiah: Bluegrass.

Joke by Josiah L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Musical Instruments" by Amanda Lynn.

Joke by John C., The Dalles, Oregon
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Evan: Which rock group doesn’t sing?
Pedro: I have no idea.
Evan: Mount Rushmore.

Joke by Evan F., Fernley, Nevada
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Max: What is a geologist’s favorite type of music?
Nick: I don’t know.
Max: Rock.

Joke by Max R., Los Angeles, California
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Freddy: Why did the ghost sing off key?
Jack: Beats me.
Freddy: It left its sheet music at home.

Joke by Joseph B., Hampton, Virginia
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Ahmed: What is a computer’s favorite dance?
Aaron: Tell me.
Ahmed: Disco.

Joke by Ahmed A., North Potomac, Md.
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Comic by Bill Thomas
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Shay: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Brett: What kind?
Shay: Wrap music.

Joke by Shayan P., Antioch, Calif.
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Daffynition: Metronome — A small, bearded man from the city.

Joke by William S., Prairie Village, Kan.
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Michael: Who’s a chicken’s favorite composer?
Nick: I’m stumped.
Michael: Bach.

Joke by Michael G., Pasadena, Calif.
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Brett: What do mummies like listening to?
Brent: I don’t know.
Brett: Wrap music!

Joke by Brent J., Upper Arlington, Ohio
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