Leon: What do dentists use to listen to music? Leonora: I don’t know. Leon: Bluetooth. Joke by Leon R., Spring, Texas0 commentsLoading...
MARIANO: What kind of music do pilgrims like? NATE: I’m not sure. MARIANO: Rock. Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska0 commentsLoading...
KUSH: What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? MYA: No clue. KUSH: A trombone. Joke by Kush R., Baker City, Oregon1 commentsLoading...
ASHER: What is an egg’s favorite kind of music? MAX: Not sure. ASHER: Kary-yolky. Joke by Asher P., Brookfield, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
TOM: What’s elastic and plays music? JANE: Tell me. TOM: A rubber band. Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota1 commentsLoading...
TANISH: How do leopards listen to music? ALEX: I don’t know. How? TANISH: They use Spotify! Joke by Tanish T., Short Hills, New Jersey 1 commentsLoading...
JOSIAH: What is a lawn mower’s favorite kind of music? TIM: I’m not sure. JOSIAH: Bluegrass. Joke by Josiah L., Clarksburg, West Virginia0 commentsLoading...
NATHANIEL: What do music and NASCAR have in common? ANDY: I don’t know. What? NATHANIEL: They have tracks. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas1 commentsLoading...
Hudson: What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music? Faith: What? Hudson: Pop! Joke by Hudson S., Plano, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Áine: What’s a bubble’s favorite type of music? Mike: I don’t know. What? Áine: Pop music! Joke by Áine H., Wilmington, Delaware0 commentsLoading...
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” Joke by Quest R., Lincoln, California4 commentsLoading...
ETHAN: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? KATE: Beats me. ETHAN: Something catchy! Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
TALLINN: What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music? PAUL: I don’t know. TALLINN: Bach! Joke by Tallinn D., Argyle, Texas4 commentsLoading...
NATE: A teacher caught a student passing notes in class, but the student didn’t get in trouble. CALEB: Why not? NATE: It was music class. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas1 commentsLoading...
Josiah: What is a lawnmower’s favorite kind of music? Tim: You got me. Josiah: Bluegrass. Joke by Josiah L., Clarksburg, West Virginia1 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: "Musical Instruments" by Amanda Lynn. Joke by John C., The Dalles, Oregon1 commentsLoading...
Evan: Which rock group doesn’t sing? Pedro: I have no idea. Evan: Mount Rushmore. Joke by Evan F., Fernley, Nevada1 commentsLoading...
Max: What is a geologist’s favorite type of music? Nick: I don’t know. Max: Rock. Joke by Max R., Los Angeles, California0 commentsLoading...
Freddy: Why did the ghost sing off key? Jack: Beats me. Freddy: It left its sheet music at home. Joke by Joseph B., Hampton, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
Ahmed: What is a computer’s favorite dance? Aaron: Tell me. Ahmed: Disco. Joke by Ahmed A., North Potomac, Md.1 commentsLoading...