Del: What kind of tree is famous for playing rock and roll? John: I haven’t a clue. Del: Spruce Springsteen! Joke by Del R., Nisswa, Minn.3 commentsLoading...
Robert: What period of music was the poorest? Michael: Tell me. Robert: The Baroque period! Joke by Robert C., Buffalo, N.Y.12 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Amateur Singing” by Carrie O. Key Joke by Michael M., Bedford, N.Y.1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Woodwind Fundamentals” by Claire N. Ette. Joke by William K., Phoenixville, Pa.5 commentsLoading...
Evan: What do you call a killer group of musical whales? Ivan: I have no idea. Evan: An “orcastra!” Joke by Evan T., Napa, Calif.16 commentsLoading...
Howard: What do you get when you cross a pro bowler and a musician? Suzan: I don’t know. Howard: Someone who wants to strike up the band! Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.2 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Music in the Air” by Ray Dio. Joke by Maximillian J., Ligonier, Pa.5 commentsLoading...
Nick: What door does a classical musician use? Tommy: I’m stumped. Nick: The Bach door! Joke by Nick B., Naperville, Ill.2 commentsLoading...
Michael: What kind of music does a kangaroo listen to? Matt: I have no idea. Michael: Hip-hop! Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.15 commentsLoading...
Matt: Why do opera singers make good sailors? Keith: Why? Matt: They can handle high C's! Joke by Matthew J., Martinez, Ga.1 commentsLoading...