Laugh at funny Music jokes and comics for kids

ETHAN: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
KATE: Beats me.
ETHAN: Something catchy!

Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Masear
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TALLINN: What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music?
PAUL: I don’t know.
TALLINN: Bach!

Joke by Tallinn D., Argyle, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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NATE: A teacher caught a student passing notes in class, but the student didn’t get in trouble.
CALEB: Why not?
NATE: It was music class.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Josiah: What is a lawnmower’s favorite kind of music?
Tim: You got me.
Josiah: Bluegrass.

Joke by Josiah L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Musical Instruments" by Amanda Lynn.

Joke by John C., The Dalles, Oregon
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Evan: Which rock group doesn’t sing?
Pedro: I have no idea.
Evan: Mount Rushmore.

Joke by Evan F., Fernley, Nevada
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Max: What is a geologist’s favorite type of music?
Nick: I don’t know.
Max: Rock.

Joke by Max R., Los Angeles, California
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Freddy: Why did the ghost sing off key?
Jack: Beats me.
Freddy: It left its sheet music at home.

Joke by Joseph B., Hampton, Virginia
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Ahmed: What is a computer’s favorite dance?
Aaron: Tell me.
Ahmed: Disco.

Joke by Ahmed A., North Potomac, Md.
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Comic by Bill Thomas
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Shay: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Brett: What kind?
Shay: Wrap music.

Joke by Shayan P., Antioch, Calif.
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Daffynition: Metronome — A small, bearded man from the city.

Joke by William S., Prairie Village, Kan.
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Michael: Who’s a chicken’s favorite composer?
Nick: I’m stumped.
Michael: Bach.

Joke by Michael G., Pasadena, Calif.
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Brett: What do mummies like listening to?
Brent: I don’t know.
Brett: Wrap music!

Joke by Brent J., Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Ashley: Which type of animal plays the guitar?
Brandon: Tell me.
Ashley: A strumming-bird.

Joke by Ashley R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
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Jack: On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?
Ally: I have no idea.
Jack: On his brag-pipes.

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.
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A book never written: “Singing and Strumming” by Sarah Nade.

Joke by Michael Y., San Carlos, Calif.
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Kristen: What is green and sings?
Taylor: Beats me.
Kristen: Elvis Parsley!

Joke by Kristen R., Dallas, Texas
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Bob: What did the conductor say when asked to play “The Messiah”?
Rob: I haven’t a clue.
Bob: “I don’t think my orchestra can Handel it.”

Joke by Jake W., Huntingdon Valley, Pa.
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Josh: What kind of guitar always has a cold?
Larry: I have no clue.
Josh: An achoo-stic!

Joke by Joshua B., Bellflower, Mo.
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Steve: What do you call a hip-hop lizard?
Zach: I haven’t a clue.
Steve: A rap-tile!

Joke by Tanner S., Nickerson, Kan.
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Howard: What do you get when you cross a piano and a radio announcer?
Suzan: Beats me.
Howard: A key-note speaker!

Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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