Shay: What kind of music do mummies listen to? Brett: What kind? Shay: Wrap music. Joke by Shayan P., Antioch, Calif.8 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Metronome — A small, bearded man from the city. Joke by William S., Prairie Village, Kan.4 commentsLoading...
Michael: Who’s a chicken’s favorite composer? Nick: I’m stumped. Michael: Bach. Joke by Michael G., Pasadena, Calif.1 commentsLoading...
Brett: What do mummies like listening to? Brent: I don’t know. Brett: Wrap music! Joke by Brent J., Upper Arlington, Ohio8 commentsLoading...
Ashley: Which type of animal plays the guitar? Brandon: Tell me. Ashley: A strumming-bird. Joke by Ashley R., Spokane Valley, Wash.3 commentsLoading...
Jack: On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes? Ally: I have no idea. Jack: On his brag-pipes. Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Singing and Strumming” by Sarah Nade. Joke by Michael Y., San Carlos, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
Kristen: What is green and sings? Taylor: Beats me. Kristen: Elvis Parsley! Joke by Kristen R., Dallas, Texas14 commentsLoading...
Bob: What did the conductor say when asked to play “The Messiah”? Rob: I haven’t a clue. Bob: “I don’t think my orchestra can Handel it.” Joke by Jake W., Huntingdon Valley, Pa.0 commentsLoading...
Josh: What kind of guitar always has a cold? Larry: I have no clue. Josh: An achoo-stic! Joke by Joshua B., Bellflower, Mo.9 commentsLoading...
Steve: What do you call a hip-hop lizard? Zach: I haven’t a clue. Steve: A rap-tile! Joke by Tanner S., Nickerson, Kan.6 commentsLoading...
Howard: What do you get when you cross a piano and a radio announcer? Suzan: Beats me. Howard: A key-note speaker! Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.3 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Stop clanging those cymbals,” Tom said bashfully. Joke by Mason M., Grand Rapids, Mich.5 commentsLoading...
Kevin: How does a chicken keep a beat? Devin: I don’t know. Kevin: With its drumsticks! Joke by Kevin G., Aston, Pa.2 commentsLoading...
Del: What kind of tree is famous for playing rock and roll? John: I haven’t a clue. Del: Spruce Springsteen! Joke by Del R., Nisswa, Minn.3 commentsLoading...
Robert: What period of music was the poorest? Michael: Tell me. Robert: The Baroque period! Joke by Robert C., Buffalo, N.Y.12 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Amateur Singing” by Carrie O. Key Joke by Michael M., Bedford, N.Y.1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Woodwind Fundamentals” by Claire N. Ette. Joke by William K., Phoenixville, Pa.5 commentsLoading...
Evan: What do you call a killer group of musical whales? Ivan: I have no idea. Evan: An “orcastra!” Joke by Evan T., Napa, Calif.16 commentsLoading...
Howard: What do you get when you cross a pro bowler and a musician? Suzan: I don’t know. Howard: Someone who wants to strike up the band! Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.2 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Music in the Air” by Ray Dio. Joke by Maximillian J., Ligonier, Pa.5 commentsLoading...
Nick: What door does a classical musician use? Tommy: I’m stumped. Nick: The Bach door! Joke by Nick B., Naperville, Ill.2 commentsLoading...
Michael: What kind of music does a kangaroo listen to? Matt: I have no idea. Michael: Hip-hop! Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.15 commentsLoading...
Matt: Why do opera singers make good sailors? Keith: Why? Matt: They can handle high C's! Joke by Matthew J., Martinez, Ga.1 commentsLoading...
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