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A Book Never Written Jokes

Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “Annoying Kids” by Ira Tate.

Joke by Mike M., Bedford, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Flying for Beginners” by Landon Safely.

Joke by Alexander D., Minster, Ohio
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A book never written: “Steamed Vegetables” by Barack Lee.

Joke by Charlie R., Minneapolis, Minn.
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A book never written: “Mathematics Made Easy” by Cal Q. Lator.

Joke by Kevin L., Avon, Minn.
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A book never written: “The Absolute Least” by Minnie Mum.

Joke by Tony D., Arden Hills, Minn.
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A book never written: “A Century of Scouting” by Annie Versary.

Joke by Maximillian J., Ligonier, Pa.
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A book never written: “Winning” by Victor E.

Joke by Jack K., Fairport, N.Y.
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A book never written: “How to Make a Killing in a Bull Market” by Butch Herr.

Joke by Matthew W., Spring City, Pa.
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A book never written: “Improving Your Balance” by Trip N. Fall.

Joke by Bennett W., Chatham, N.J.
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A book never written: “Survive in the Forest” by Lawson D. Woods

Joke by Mike H., Senatobia, Miss.
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A book never written: “Fried Potatoes” by Tate R. Tot.

Joke by Christian B., Coralville, Iowa
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A book never written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream.

Joke by Gautam R., Danville, Calif.
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A book never written: “Road Names” by Cull D. Sack.

Joke by Jaxon H., New Richmond, Wis.
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A book never written: “In Case of Fire” by Eva Q. Ate.

Joke by Andrew L., New Egypt, N.J.
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A book never written: “Lion Taming for Beginners” by Claude B. Hinds.

Joke by Anthony H., Loudonville, N.Y.
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A book never written: “There’s Nothing to See in India” by Taj M. Hall.

Joke by Matthew F., Shreveport, La.
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A book never written: “Hard of Hearing” by Isabelle Ringing.

Joke by Ricky S., Bedford, N.H.
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A book never written: “Accounting” by Penny N. Dimes.

Joke by Kenny G., Denville, N.J.
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A book never written: “How to Be a Pirate” by Rob N. Plunder.

Joke by Austin H., Scappoose, Ore.
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A book never written: “Hard of Hearing” by Isabelle Ringing.

Joke by Ricky S., Bedford, N.H.
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A book never written: “Life as a Dentist” by Flo Ride.

Joke by Andrew M., Fort Smith, Ark.
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A book never written: “Writer’s Block” by Anita Idea.

Joke by Tony D., Arden Hills, Minn.
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A book never written: “Determination” by Will Power.

Joke by David S., Chesapeake, Va.
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A book never written: “Batman’s Enemy” by Joe Kerr.

Joke by Corbin M., Savannah, Ga.
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A book never written: “Land of 10,000 Lakes” by Minnie Soda.

Joke by Eric L., Raynham, Mass.
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