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A Book Never Written Jokes

Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “Large Cats” by Ty Gurr.

Joke by Taylor K., St. Paul, Minn.
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A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit.

Joke by Matthew P., Dennis, Mass.
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A book never written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech.

Joke by Ben H., Ontario, N.Y.
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A book never written: “How to Rank Up in Scouting” by Ed Vance.

Joke by Douglas G., Western Springs, Ill.
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A book never written: “Perfect Peanuts” by Ella Fant.

Joke by Muji R., Lafayette, Calif.
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A book never written: “Underwater Spying” by Paris Scope.

Joke by Jake C., Deerfield, Ill.
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A book never written: “Live News” by Justin Now.

Joke by Charlie P., Thornton, Colo.
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A book never written: “How to Check a Pulse” by Izzy Dead.

Joke by Patrick H., Sedalia, Mo.
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A book never written: “Finding a Carpool” by Anita Ride.

Joke by Brian T., St. Louis, Mo.
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A book never written: “Earning Your Snow Sports Merit Badge” by Yugo Ski.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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A book never written: “To Be Grown in Idaho” by Ima Tater.

Joke by Brian C., San Bernardino, Calif.
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A book never written: “Coming to America” by Anita Greencard.

Joke by Sam B., Hingham, Mass.
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A book never written: “Great Cheeses” by Cole B. Jack.

Joke by Patrick S., Lino Lakes, Minn.
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A book never written: “The Knight of Assurance” by Sir Tanlee.

Joke by Evan D., Beverly Hills, Mich.
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A book never written: “How to Make Cookies Taste Better” by Duncan Milk.

Joke by Frank M., Vineland, N.J.
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A book never written: “Where to Build a Sandcastle” by Bea Chez.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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A book never written: “How to Win the Lottery” by Jack Pott.

Joke by Mark T., Pickerington, Ohio
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A book never written: “No Money Left” by M.T. Wallet.

Joke by Stephen H., Ellicott City, Md.
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A book never written: “The Vegetable Mafia” by Artie Choke.

Joke by Isaac B., Utica, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Guide to Exotic Cars” by Iona Ferrari.

Joke by Haydn L., Broken Arrow, Okla.
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A book never written: “Prison Security” by Barb Wire.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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A book never written: “How to Get Wet” by Tip D. Canoe.

Joke by Aadarsh P., Woodbury, Minn.
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A book never written: “Italian Cooking” by Alfredo N. Marinara.

Joke by Benjamin V., Pace, Fla.
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A book never written: "To the Market” by Tobias A. Pigg.

Joke by Tobias G., Bemidji, Minn.
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A book never written: “Puppets” by Mary Annette.

Joke by Matthew R., Fullerton, Calif.
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