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Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: "I Love Crowds" by Morris Merrier.

Joke by Kevin D., Goshen, N.Y.
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A book never written: "Over the Counter" by Ben A. Dryll.

Joke by Christian W., Orlando, Fla.
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A book never written: "Exploring New Places" by Ben Thare.

Joke by Ryan L., Carmel, Ind.
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A book never written: "101 Facts About Baseball" by Dusty Fields.

Joke by Nick W., Indianapolis, Ind.
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A book never written: "Writing Excellent Poems" by Stan Zaas.

Joke by Bryce M., Kaneohe, Hawaii
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A book never written: "All Alone" by Saul E. Terry.

Joke by David M., Irwin, Pa.
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A book never written: "Debt Free" by Bill Spade.

Joke by Rayce C., Yukon, Okla.
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A book never written: "Exercise" by Bill Dupp.

Joke by Alex H., American Fork, Utah
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A book never written: "Too Much Music" by Ray Deo.

Joke by Michael A., Lemont, Ill.
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A book never written: "Vegetarian Recipes" by Connor Vore.

Joke by Bob S., Waterford, Vt.F
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A book never written: "How to Make an Honest Living" by Robin Steele.

Joke by Molly K., Ringgold, Ga.
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A book never written: "My Life in Outer Space" by I. Malone.

Joke by Bryan S., Suffield, Conn.
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A book never written: "How to Learn Your States" by Mrs. Sippy.

Joke by Riley H., Lubbock, Tex.
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A book never written:  "How to Defend a Fort" by Sir Render.

Joke by Nick B., Fergus Falls, Minn.
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A book never written: "The Scout Symbol" by Flora D. Lee.

Joke by Christian L., Manchester, Tenn.
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A book never written: "A Joke Book" by R. U. Sirius.

Joke by Bilbo S., Albuquerque, N.M.
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A book never written: "I Get It!" by Mrs. DePoint.

Joke by Stephen R., Livonia, Mich.
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A book never written: "How to Lay the Blame" by Pedro S. Fault.

Joke by Thomas N., Pataskala, Ohio
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A book never written: "The Splendor of Autumn" by Ray King.

Joke by Zachary L., Rockville, Md.
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