Book Never Written jokes -- Laugh at punny books and authors

A book never written: "Click It or Ticket" by Buck Ullup.

Joke by Damian K., Elmwood Park, N.J.
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A book never written: "Fibbing Effectively" by Liza Lott.

Joke by Brian C., Lakebay, Wash.
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A book never written: "We're Not Here!" by Marcus Absent.

Joke by Ahmarr M., Wilmington, Del.
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A book never written: "How to Write a Dull Play" by Mel O. Dramatic.

Joke by Paul S., Alpharetta, Ga.
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A book never written: "How to Stay Out of Trouble" by U. R. Grounded.

Joke by Marshall T., Bloomington, Calif.
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A book never written: "A Snow Day in South Texas" by Mira Cull.

Joke by Ryan K., Danbury, Conn.
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A book never written: "How to Eat Cajun Food" by Louie Z. Anna.

Joke by Nick G., Hanover, Mass.
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A book never written: "How to Make a Square Knot" by Ty M. Tight.

Joke by Brock M., Longwood, Fla.
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A book never written: "Famous Knockouts" by Seymour Stars.

Joke by Danny R., Rockville, Md.
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A book never written: "House Construction" by Bill Jerome Holme.

Joke by Kevin C., Goshen, N.Y.
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A book never written: "How to Frighten People" by N. Timmy Dater.

Joke by Matthew H., Kannapolis, N.C.
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A book never written: "What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?" by Kole N. Stocking.

Joke by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.
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A book never written: "Speaking Clearly" by Miss Understood.

Joke by Cortney L., Asheville, N.C.
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A book never written: "World Peace" by Sharon N. Karen.

Joke by Rayce C., Yukon, Okla.
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A book never written: "The Seafood Cookbook" by Callie Mari

Joke by Willoughby C., BELMONT, MASS.
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A book never written: "Flying Dinosaurs" by Teri Dactal.

Joke by Dalton M., Moscow, Idaho
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A book never written: "From Liquid to Rock" by Crystal I. Zing.

Joke by Dion V., Newmarket, N.H.
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A book never written: "How to Fix Your Plumbing" by Sue Edge

Joke by Nicholas V., Foxboro, Wis.
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A book never written: "How to Bug Your Sister" by Anne Oyer.

Joke by Jack C., Pasadena, Calif.
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A book never written: "How to Win a Game" by Vick Tori.

Joke by Ridge S., Manchester, Ga.
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A book never written: "How to Get the Best Shave" by Ray Zerburn.

Joke by Austin R., Republic, Wash.
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A book never written: "Deep in the End Zone" by Kenny Punt.

Joke by Ryan T., Saunderstown, R.I.
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A book never written: "How to Make S'mores" by Graham Cracker, illustrated by Marsha Mello.

Joke by Thomas C., Lake Orion, Mich.
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A book never written: "Fatherly Advice" by Buck L. Upson.

Joke by Aaron and Andrew M., Redondo Beach, Calif.
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A book never written: "Working With Numbers" by I. Ken Adam.

Joke by Scott G., San Jacinto, Calif.
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