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A Book Never Written Jokes

Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: "Click It or Ticket" by Buck Ullup.

Joke by Damian K., Elmwood Park, N.J.
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A book never written: "Fibbing Effectively" by Liza Lott.

Joke by Brian C., Lakebay, Wash.
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A book never written: "We're Not Here!" by Marcus Absent.

Joke by Ahmarr M., Wilmington, Del.
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A book never written: "How to Write a Dull Play" by Mel O. Dramatic.

Joke by Paul S., Alpharetta, Ga.
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A book never written: "How to Stay Out of Trouble" by U. R. Grounded.

Joke by Marshall T., Bloomington, Calif.
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A book never written: "A Snow Day in South Texas" by Mira Cull.

Joke by Ryan K., Danbury, Conn.
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A book never written: "How to Eat Cajun Food" by Louie Z. Anna.

Joke by Nick G., Hanover, Mass.
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A book never written: "How to Make a Square Knot" by Ty M. Tight.

Joke by Brock M., Longwood, Fla.
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A book never written: "Famous Knockouts" by Seymour Stars.

Joke by Danny R., Rockville, Md.
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A book never written: "House Construction" by Bill Jerome Holme.

Joke by Kevin C., Goshen, N.Y.
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A book never written: "How to Frighten People" by N. Timmy Dater.

Joke by Matthew H., Kannapolis, N.C.
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A book never written: "What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?" by Kole N. Stocking.

Joke by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.
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A book never written: "Speaking Clearly" by Miss Understood.

Joke by Cortney L., Asheville, N.C.
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A book never written: "World Peace" by Sharon N. Karen.

Joke by Rayce C., Yukon, Okla.
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A book never written: "The Seafood Cookbook" by Callie Mari

Joke by Willoughby C., BELMONT, MASS.
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A book never written: "Flying Dinosaurs" by Teri Dactal.

Joke by Dalton M., Moscow, Idaho
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A book never written: "From Liquid to Rock" by Crystal I. Zing.

Joke by Dion V., Newmarket, N.H.
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A book never written: "How to Fix Your Plumbing" by Sue Edge

Joke by Nicholas V., Foxboro, Wis.
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A book never written: "How to Bug Your Sister" by Anne Oyer.

Joke by Jack C., Pasadena, Calif.
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A book never written: "How to Win a Game" by Vick Tori.

Joke by Ridge S., Manchester, Ga.
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A book never written:  "How to Get the Best Shave" by Ray Zerburn.

Joke by Austin R., Republic, Wash.
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A book never written: "Deep in the End Zone" by Kenny Punt.

Joke by Ryan T., Saunderstown, R.I.
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A book never written: "How to Make S'mores" by Graham Cracker, illustrated by Marsha Mello.

Joke by Thomas C., Lake Orion, Mich.
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A book never written: "Fatherly Advice" by Buck L. Upson.

Joke by Aaron and Andrew M., Redondo Beach, Calif.
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A book never written: "Working With Numbers" by I. Ken Adam.

Joke by Scott G., San Jacinto, Calif.
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