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A Book Never Written Jokes

Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: "How to Parachute Without the Parachute" by Imin Payne.

Joke by Lorenzo P., Pasadena, Calif.
8 comments

A book never written: "It's Not My Fault" by Indy Nile.

Joke by Scott R., Camarillo, Calif.
1 comments

A book never written: "Live Long" by Diane Perish.

Joke by Ari F., Los Angeles, Calif.
3 comments

A book never written: "The Olympic Trials" by Willy Qualify.

Joke by Will R., Littleton, Colo.
0 comments

A book never written: "Avoiding Valentine's Day" by I.M.N. Love.

Joke by Josh G., Portland, Ore.
4 comments

A book never written: "How to Be a Great Pilot" by Mae Day.

Joke by Shawn G., Arvada, Colo.
7 comments

A book never written: "Quit It!" by Ima Noyin.

Joke by Michael K., Eden Prairie, Minn.
2 comments

A book never written: "Vacations Are So Expensive" by Seymour Forless.

Joke by Sean K., Arlington Heights, Ill.
2 comments

A book never written: "I'm So Greedy" by Jenna Russ.

Joke by Brent G., Reno, Nev.
2 comments

A book never written: "My Life as a Japanese Warrior" by Sam A. Rye.

Joke by Dan S., North Caldwell, N.J.
2 comments

A book never written: "Where to Find Wildebeests" by Sara N. Getti.

Joke by James W., May, Idaho
3 comments

A book never written: "How to Protect Your Privacy" by B.Z. Boddy.

Joke by Stephen S., Stony Brook, N.Y.
2 comments

A book never written: "Bad Hair Days" by Bobby Pin.

Joke by Nick P., Mount Clemens, Mich.
1 comments

A book never written: "The Art of Spying" by S. P. Nodge.

Joke by J. Philip B., Dallas, GA.
0 comments

A book never written: "Orienteering for Dummies" by Lawson D. Woods.

Joke by Roy M., Franklin, Ky.
5 comments

A book never written: "How to Break Out of Jail" by Al Catraz.

Joke by Willie C., Citrus Heights, Calif.
4 comments

A book never written: "How to Stay Debt Free" by Bill O. Verdue.

Joke by Amy B., Colorado Springs, Colo.
2 comments

A book never written: "The Complete Guide to Door Opening" by Al Gettit.

Joke by Thomas W., Waunakee, Wis.
2 comments

A book never written: "I Have a Toothache" by Phil McCavity.

Joke by Ben M., Chariton, Iowa
0 comments

A book never written: "Helping the Environment" by Paul Lute.

Joke by David M., Milford, Mich.
4 comments

A book never written: "How to Swing a Lightsaber" by Jed Eye.

Joke by Keegan B., Marathon, Wis.
0 comments

A book never written: "Finding Out Who You Really Are" by John Doe.

Joke by Nate P.
2 comments

A book never written: "Really Good Musicals" by L. O. Dolly.

Joke by Luci B., Shoreview, Minn.
1 comments

A book never written: "Taking Care of Your Teeth" by Dr. Dee Kay.

Joke by Nathan Y., Covington, Va.
2 comments

A book never written: "Silence Is Golden" by Sara Nade.

Joke by Toby F., Springfield, Neb.
0 comments

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