Book Never Written jokes -- Laugh at punny books and authors

A book never written: "How to Parachute Without the Parachute" by Imin Payne.

Joke by Lorenzo P., Pasadena, Calif.
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A book never written: "It's Not My Fault" by Indy Nile.

Joke by Scott R., Camarillo, Calif.
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A book never written: "Live Long" by Diane Perish.

Joke by Ari F., Los Angeles, Calif.
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A book never written: "The Olympic Trials" by Willy Qualify.

Joke by Will R., Littleton, Colo.
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A book never written: "Avoiding Valentine's Day" by I.M.N. Love.

Joke by Josh G., Portland, Ore.
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A book never written: "How to Be a Great Pilot" by Mae Day.

Joke by Shawn G., Arvada, Colo.
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A book never written: "Quit It!" by Ima Noyin.

Joke by Michael K., Eden Prairie, Minn.
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A book never written: "Vacations Are So Expensive" by Seymour Forless.

Joke by Sean K., Arlington Heights, Ill.
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A book never written: "I'm So Greedy" by Jenna Russ.

Joke by Brent G., Reno, Nev.
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A book never written: "My Life as a Japanese Warrior" by Sam A. Rye.

Joke by Dan S., North Caldwell, N.J.
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A book never written: "Where to Find Wildebeests" by Sara N. Getti.

Joke by James W., May, Idaho
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A book never written: "How to Protect Your Privacy" by B.Z. Boddy.

Joke by Stephen S., Stony Brook, N.Y.
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A book never written: "Bad Hair Days" by Bobby Pin.

Joke by Nick P., Mount Clemens, Mich.
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A book never written: "The Art of Spying" by S. P. Nodge.

Joke by J. Philip B., Dallas, GA.
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A book never written: "Orienteering for Dummies" by Lawson D. Woods.

Joke by Roy M., Franklin, Ky.
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A book never written: "How to Break Out of Jail" by Al Catraz.

Joke by Willie C., Citrus Heights, Calif.
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A book never written: "How to Stay Debt Free" by Bill O. Verdue.

Joke by Amy B., Colorado Springs, Colo.
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A book never written: "The Complete Guide to Door Opening" by Al Gettit.

Joke by Thomas W., Waunakee, Wis.
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A book never written: "I Have a Toothache" by Phil McCavity.

Joke by Ben M., Chariton, Iowa
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A book never written: "Helping the Environment" by Paul Lute.

Joke by David M., Milford, Mich.
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A book never written: "How to Swing a Lightsaber" by Jed Eye.

Joke by Keegan B., Marathon, Wis.
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A book never written: "Finding Out Who You Really Are" by John Doe.

Joke by Nate P.
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A book never written: "Really Good Musicals" by L. O. Dolly.

Joke by Luci B., Shoreview, Minn.
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A book never written: "Taking Care of Your Teeth" by Dr. Dee Kay.

Joke by Nathan Y., Covington, Va.
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A book never written: "Silence Is Golden" by Sara Nade.

Joke by Toby F., Springfield, Neb.
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