Book Never Written jokes -- Laugh at punny books and authors

A book never written: "Types of Flowers" by Al R. Gies.

Joke by Shaun T., Glenolden, Pa.
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A book never written: "Garbage Can Cuisine" by Al E. Katt.

Joke by Peter H., Northbrook, Ill.
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A book never written: "The History of the Red Sox" by Yan Key.

Joke by Jacob H., York, Pa.
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A book never written: "Rain, Rain, Go Away!" by Sunny Day.

Joke by Olivia G., Sebago, Me.
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A book never written: "Flower Growing Essentials" by April Raines.

Joke by Spencer D., Dryden, Mich.
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A book never written: "The Richest Man Alive" by I. R. S. Mann.

Joke by Shane D., Hurricane, W.Va.
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A book never written: "The World Is a Big Place" by Mike Robe.

Joke by Zachary R., Wahiawa, Hawaii
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A book never written: "Are You Ready Yet?" by Ima Waitin.

Joke by Eric T., Delray Beach, Fla.
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A book never written: "Stay as Long as You Like" by Lee V. Mediately.

Joke by Adam P., Princeton, N.J.
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A book never written: "Finding Your Way" by Miss Guided.

Joke by Stephen C., Round Rock, Tex.
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A book never written: "All About Light Fixtures" by Shanda Leir.

Joke by Kevin R., Van Buren, Ark.
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A book never written: "Campfire Safety" by Ben Burnt

Joke by Emily P., Old Lyme, Conn.
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A book never written: "Caring for Your Pet Pig" by Will B. Bacon.

Joke by Paul L., Saco, ME.
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A book never written: "How to Maintain a Garden" by Dan D. Lyon.

Joke by Sam S., Wichita, Kan.
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A book never written: "Stalling Tactics" by Phil E. Buster.

Joke by Cooper F., Richmond Hill, Ga.
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A book never written: "Checking Your Homework" by R.U. Wright.

Joke by Reese O., Albuquerque, N.M.
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A book never written: "All About Woodwind Instruments" by Clara Net.

Joke by Matt G., Madera, Calif.
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A book never written: "How to Clean Your Room" by Phil Thee.

Joke by Thomas H., Louisville, KY.
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A book never written: "How to Keep Your Hair Dark" by Harris White.

Joke by Kevin A., St. Louis, Mo.
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A book never written: "How to Annoy Your Brother" by Barb E. Dahl.

Joke by Matthew B., Broadview Heights, Ohio
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A book never written: "Of Course It's Real" by Holly Graham.

Joke by Emily P., Old Lyme, Conn.
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A book never written: "How to Make Doughnuts" by Chris P. Kreem.

Joke by Alex O., Cypress, Calif.
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A book never written: "Japanese Cartoons" by Anna May.

Joke by Mahi F., Plantation, Fla.
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A book never written: "I Hate Wild Horses" by Buck N. Bronco.

Joke by Axel R., Chester, N.H.
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A book never written: "How to Survive a Swarm of Mosquitoes" by Ethan A. Live.

Joke by William H., Tallahassee, Fla.
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