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Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “Ways to Cook” by Mike Roe Wave.

Joke by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.
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A book never written: “Being President” by A. Blinkin.

Joke by Adam G., Seattle, Wash.
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A book never written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave.

Joke by Micheal R., Brewton, Ala.
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A book never written: “Managing Your Inheritance” by Ben E. Factor.

Joke by Brendan L., Seattle, Wash.
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A book never written: “How to Keep Bugs Away While Camping” by Moe Skeeto.

Joke by Ben F., Irmo, S.C.
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A book never written: “Playing String Instruments” by Amanda Lynn.

Joke by Julia L., Bountiful, Utah
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A book never written: “How to Be Calm” by Fran Tick.

Joke by Denis M., Easton, Conn.
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A book never written: "How to Play Hide and Seek" by Ima O. Verheer.

Joke by Jack B., Arlington, Tex.
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A book never written: "Big Phone Bill" by Collin A. Lott.

Joke by Patrick B., Wickliffe, Ky.
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A book never written: "How to Stop Crime" by Lauren Order.

Joke by Ryan K., Avon, Conn.
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A book never written: "Save the Trees" by Tim Burr.

Joke by Gregory H., Yokota, Japan
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A book never written: "Tales From the Cemetery" by Doug N. Buried.

Joke by Jimmy H., Burke, Va.
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A book never written: "The Guide to Graduation" by Sarah Mony.

Joke by Kai L., Duluth, Minn.
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A book never written: "Animals of the Western Plains" by Ann T. Lope.

Joke by David H., Auburn, IND.
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A book never written: "How to Make Your Life Miserable" by Marian Ogre.

Joke by Peter B., Moscow, Idaho
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A book never written: "My Life as an Amphibian" by Sally Mander.

Joke by Trevor S., Petersburg, Va.
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A book never written: "Spilt Milk" by Oliver Deflor.

Joke by Zachary Z., St. Louis, Mo.
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A book never written: "The Quickest Baseball Game" by Earl E. Wynn.

Joke by Alex N., Milford, N.J.
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A book never written: "I Love Books" by Maggie Zeen.

Joke by Matthew C., Grand Rapids, Mich.
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A book never written: "Digesting Food Properly" by Hart Bern.

Joke by Cedric C., Atlanta, Ga.
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A book never written: "I Hate Fish" by Anne Chovy.

Joke by Bradley P., Midland, Mich.
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A book never written: "Modern Com-munications" by Y. R. Less.

Joke by Joey R., Switzerland, Fla.
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A book never written: "I Hate Pasta!" by Mack A. Roney.

Joke by Brian B., Prinsburg, Minn.
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A book never written: "How to Clean Up" by Mae K. Mess.

Joke by Josh W., Denton, Tex.
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A book never written: "How to Keep Awake" by Ty Erdguy, illustrated by Anita Knapp.

Joke by John S., Hopedale, Mass.
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