Laugh at Funny Daffynition Puns, Wordplay and Jokes

Daffynition: Arcade—What everyone on Noah’s ark drank.

Joke by Alex H., Cheshire, Conn.
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Daffynition: Heroes—what a Scout does in a boat.

Joke by Jacob H., Levittown, Pa.
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Daffynition: Doughnut—a person who’s crazy about money.

Joke by Aaron G., Middleton, Idaho
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Daffynition: Information—How Air Force planes fly.

Joke by Billy T., Elizabeth, Colo.
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Daffyniton: Sweater—something you wear when your mother gets cold.

Joke by Danny L., San Marcos, Calif.
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Daffynition: Pigment—candy for swine.

Joke by Sean Y., Richmond, Va.
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Daffynition: Flu shot—a jab well done.

Joke by Kenny E., Bronston, Ky.
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Daffynition: Laughingstock—cattle with a sense of humor.

Joke by Tom P., El Paso, Tex.
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Daffynition: Tent—An overused troop item filled with dirt clods, candy wrappers and stuck zippers.

Joke by Toby F., Springfield, Neb.
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Daffynition: Diet—what some people do to their hair.

Joke by William S., Lawton, Okla.
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Daffynition: Falsehood—Someone who pretends to be a gangster.

Joke by Brian C., Franklin, Tenn.
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Daffynition: Relief—What trees do in the spring.

Joke by Mike H., Senatobia, Miss.
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Daffynition: Lottery—a tax on people who are bad at math.

Joke by Sean T., Huntington Beach, Calif.
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Daffynition: Melancholy— A dog that eats cantaloupes.

Joke by Rob P., Glenside, PA.
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Daffynition: Commentator – an average potato.

Joke by Alex S., Milwaukee, Wis.
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Daffynition: Campers—Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

Joke by C.J. B., Flint, Mich.
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Daffynition: Undercover—Where you go when you're scared.

Joke by Michael T., Arlington, Mass.
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Daffynition: Polarize—What penguins see with.

Joke by Mike H., Senatobia, Miss.
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Daffynition: Delighted—When you need to call an electrician.

Joke by Andrew P., Houston, Tex.
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Daffynition: Flashlight—A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a camp-out.

Joke by Paul A., Bellevue, Neb.
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Daffynition: Pasteurize—Too far to see.

Joke by Brandon C., Hillsboro, Tenn.
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Daffynition: Dieting—Mind over platter.

Joke by Raven M., Pueblo, Colo.
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Daffynition: Going against the grain -- Being on a no-carb diet.

Joke by Brian S., Charlotte, N.C.
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Daffynition: Vegetarian -- Native American word for "poor hunter."

Joke by Zachary M., Amarillo, Tex.
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Daffynition: Fireproof -- the boss's son.

Joke by Josh K., Lexington, Mass.
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