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Daffynition Jokes

Sometimes a word’s funniest definition isn’t found in the dictionary. We call those daffynitions. Laugh at hundreds of funny Scout Life daffynition jokes.

Daffynition: Emotion—Electronic movement.

Joke by Aaron S., Northglenn, Colo.
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Daffynition: Fishing dock—A surgeon on vacation.

Joke by Brendan G., Omaha, Neb.
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Daffynition: United—What King Arthur said to Lancelot.

Joke by Nick L., Malvern, Pa.
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Daffynition: Twins—Womb mates.

Joke by Kyle N., Honolulu, Hawaii
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Daffynition: Minnesota—A small can of Coke.

 

Joke by Zachary B., Lehi, Utah
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Daffynition: Hedgehog—An animal that hoards all the bushes.

Joke by Michael M., Chester, N.Y.
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Daffynition: Hedgehog—An animal that hoards all the bushes.

Joke by Michael M., Chester, N.Y.
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Daffynition: Etcetera—A word people use to make others think they know more than they do.

Joke by Patrick G., Monrovia, Md.
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Daffynition: Out of bounds—An exhausted kangaroo.

Joke by Maria W., Juneau, Alaska
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Daffynition: Deport—Where you tie up de boat.

Joke by Cory H., Mount Wolf, Pa.
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Daffynition: Denial—De river in Egypt.

Joke by Nellie T., Elkton, Va.
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Daffynition: Lollygag—To choke on a sucker.

Joke by Jeff E., Collierville, Tenn.
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Daffynition: Retreat—To get another piece of candy.

Joke by Anthony P., Watkinsville, Ga.
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Daffynition: Pasteurize— Too far to see.

Joke by Sean W., Waldorf, Md.
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Daffynition: Aftermath— The period following algebra.

Joke by Andrew S., Perkasie, Pa.
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Daffynition: Cartoon—What you sing when driving.

Joke by Mike S., Las Vegas, Nev.
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Daffynition: Minimum—A small mother.

Joke by Matthew St., St. James, Mo.
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Daffynition: Melancholy— A dog that eats cantaloupes.

Joke by Rob P., Glenside, PA.
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Daffynition: Commentator – an average potato.

Joke by Alex S., Milwaukee, Wis.
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Daffynition: Crosswords— Angry conversation.

Joke by Andrew W., West Chester, Pa.
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Daffynition: Paradox—Two physicians.

Joke by Josh K., Lexington, Mass.
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Daffynition: Camelot—Where desert nomads park their vehicles.



 

Joke by Nicholas O., Carmichael, Calif.
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Daffynition: Information—How geese fy.



 

Joke by Patrick J., State College, Pa.
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Daffynition: Toboggan—Why people go to auctions.

Joke by Damien T.V., Olathe, Kan
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Daffynition: Babysitter—somebody you hire to clean out your refrigerator.

Joke by Brendan A., Shelbyville, Ind.
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