Daffynition: Flashlight—A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a camp-out.
Joke submitted by Paul A., Bellevue, Neb.
Daffynition: Flashlight—A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a camp-out.
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This is so true Two Thumps up
that’s why u be prepare for anything ?????
funny
thats a classic
lol
LiKe iT
Amen to that one.
Tip to all who read: try using a red bike light instead of a flashlight, that way your night vision isn’t messed up so bad every time you turn the flashlight on. (also practical for reading in bed at night.)
my mom is a vegetarian….not funny
awsome job, This is so true
First of a camp-night!?!?! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
another example of murphy’s law-in entertaining form
hmmm sorry not so much
funny NOT horrible
So True
So true, for me anyways.
That’s a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doesn’t make sense…..though I have the desire to laugh hysterically
just true, to my patrol
First night? More like the first 5 minutes lol. This joke is classic.
Camping batteries in flashlights don`t always run out the first night, but funny.
Sometimes they do if you are unlucky… had mine get close before
So true! Dernhelm, I seen one of those flashlites before but it still heart my night vision.
have you tested it?
i hate that joke its not funny
yes i am a girl
Are you in Scouts? I love it! I think you girls are just as welcome as us boys… I don’t care about this joke either
dead battiries ?broken bulbs?i dont get it.O! now i do!
I rate it 2 stars because it’s cheesy.
i get it but its to long
awsome joke but it could be longer
REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ummmmmm…… its ok but very true
3.5 stars, it’s more like a 1 star
It is a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ joke
the younger the scout, the bigger the flashlight, and the more dead batteries.
Exactly, mriess. So, so true.
be prepare