6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

REDD: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
KIT: I don’t know.
REDD: He gave her a ring.

Joke by Redd C., Layton, Utah
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MATT: What place is never icy?
JACK: Tell me.
MATT: A beach, because it’s always sanded.

Joke by Matthew W., Woodbridge, Conn.
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A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.

He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”

Joke by Aaron W., Groton, New York
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TYSON: What animals are the best at bowling?
LIAM: Tell me.
TYSON: Alley cats.

Joke by Tyson B., Merriam, Kansas
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A PUNNY BOOK: Earning Your Snow Sports Merit Badge by Yugo Ski.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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GOODHUE: What do you call a cow with no legs?
KERIN: No idea.
GOODHUE: Ground beef.

Joke by Goodhue B., Austin, Texas
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BRODY: Knock, knock.
HENRY: Who’s there?
BRODY: Cash.
HENRY: Cash, who?
BRODY: No, thanks, but I’ll have a peanut.

Joke by Brody B., Mazeppa, Minnesota
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RYAN: Why is it so easy for an adult Scouter to get married?
HALLEY: Why?
RYAN: Because they know how to tie a knot.

Joke by Ryan G., Milton, Georgia
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KEVIN: Did you hear the one about the flying cows?
KOLE: Yes. What about it?
KEVIN: It was a complete and udder lie.

Joke by Kole B., Las Vegas, Nevada
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RUBY: Why was the Scout always complaining about her sore feet after a hike?
GERALD: Why?
RUBY: Because she was a Tenderfoot.

Joke by Ruby, Santa Rosa, California
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KIT: How did the tooth fairy get to the North Pole?
REDD: No clue.
KIT: On the Molar Express.

Joke by Kit C., Layton, Utah
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PRANAYSAI: What did the computer programmer use to open the lock?
HARRY: What?
PRANAYSAI: A keyboard.

Joke by Pranaysai G., Fremont, California
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FARID: What did the emcee say to the shark who was getting ready to go onstage?
BRETT: I’m not sure.
FARID: “Break a fin.”

Joke by Farid E., Clifton, Virginia
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MAX: What did the top hat say to the bow tie?
LONDON: What?
MAX: “Fancy meeting you here.”

Joke by Max N., Arleta, California
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TOM SWIFTY: “I think I lost my compass,” Tom said aimlessly.

Joke by Adelyn J., Spring, Texas
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ELI: What’s a horse’s favorite type of shoe?
DEAN: What?
ELI: High clops.

Joke by Eli F., Carrollton, Texas
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ZAIN: On what side did the egg lie on the beach?
COLE: I don’t know.
ZAIN: Sunny-side up.

Joke by Zain W., Clifton, Virginia
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BRANDON: What did the boxer do at the library?
JAKE: No clue.
BRANDON: Hit the books.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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LIAM: Why don’t football players ever get hot?
BECKET: Why?
LIAM: Because of all the fans.

Joke by Becket C., Hoover, Alabama
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TRIPP: What’s the cutest vegetable?
TIMMY: What?
TRIPP: A cute-cumber.

Joke by Tripp G., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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TRENT: What did the moon say to the sun when they broke up?
SEAN: Tell me.
TRENT: “I think I need some space.”

Joke by Trent S., Plano, Texas
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LORIN: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
BRICE: What?
LORIN: Cookie sheets.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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MARIANO: Why did the mother cat move her kittens away from the park?
BELLA: I’m stumped.
MARIANO: She didn’t want to be caught littering.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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LEVI: Why don’t you eat chili in the wintertime?
LUCAS: Tell me.
LEVI: Because it would make you colder.

Joke by Christian W., Victoria, Kansas
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LEIF: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
ANDREW: No idea.
LEIF: Lost.

Joke by Leif M., Colorado Springs, Colorado
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