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KIT: How did the tooth fairy get to the North Pole?
REDD: No clue.
KIT: On the Molar Express.

Joke by Kit C., Layton, Utah
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PRANAYSAI: What did the computer programmer use to open the lock?
HARRY: What?
PRANAYSAI: A keyboard.

Joke by Pranaysai G., Fremont, California
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FARID: What did the emcee say to the shark who was getting ready to go onstage?
BRETT: I’m not sure.
FARID: “Break a fin.”

Joke by Farid E., Clifton, Virginia
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MAX: What did the top hat say to the bow tie?
LONDON: What?
MAX: “Fancy meeting you here.”

Joke by Max N., Arleta, California
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TOM SWIFTY: “I think I lost my compass,” Tom said aimlessly.

Joke by Adelyn J., Spring, Texas
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ELI: What’s a horse’s favorite type of shoe?
DEAN: What?
ELI: High clops.

Joke by Eli F., Carrollton, Texas
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ZAIN: On what side did the egg lie on the beach?
COLE: I don’t know.
ZAIN: Sunny-side up.

Joke by Zain W., Clifton, Virginia
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BRANDON: What did the boxer do at the library?
JAKE: No clue.
BRANDON: Hit the books.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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LIAM: Why don’t football players ever get hot?
BECKET: Why?
LIAM: Because of all the fans.

Joke by Becket C., Hoover, Alabama
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TRIPP: What’s the cutest vegetable?
TIMMY: What?
TRIPP: A cute-cumber.

Joke by Tripp G., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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TRENT: What did the moon say to the sun when they broke up?
SEAN: Tell me.
TRENT: “I think I need some space.”

Joke by Trent S., Plano, Texas
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LORIN: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
BRICE: What?
LORIN: Cookie sheets.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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MARIANO: Why did the mother cat move her kittens away from the park?
BELLA: I’m stumped.
MARIANO: She didn’t want to be caught littering.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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LEVI: Why don’t you eat chili in the wintertime?
LUCAS: Tell me.
LEVI: Because it would make you colder.

Joke by Christian W., Victoria, Kansas
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LEIF: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
ANDREW: No idea.
LEIF: Lost.

Joke by Leif M., Colorado Springs, Colorado
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ASCHER: Why did the Scout bring a rope to a crime investigation?
MAURICE: Why?
ASCHER: To tie up loose ends.

Joke by Ascher L., Cary, Illinois
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TOM SWIFTY: “This river is fast and bumpy,” Tom said rapidly.

Joke by Roger H., San Diego, California
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STEVE: Knock, knock.
DAVE: Who’s there?
STEVE: Alaska.
DAVE: Alaska, who?
STEVE: Alaska again — what do you want for Christmas?

Joke by Rakesh V., Fremont, California
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NATHAN: What is the best gift?
JAMES: I’m stumped.
NATHAN: A broken drum. You just can’t beat it!

Joke by Nathan N., Glendale, Arizona
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POLICEMAN: Your dog has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
BOY: That’s impossible. My dog doesn’t know how to ride a bicycle!

Joke by Lynn H., Eureka, California
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DANIEL: Who’s your coldest relative?
LAURA: I don’t know.
DANIEL: Aunt Arctica.

Joke by Daniel O., Willoughby Hills, Ohio
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BRANDON: Why did the clock enroll in medical school?
BRICE: Why?
BRANDON: Because time heals all wounds.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: High Jump by Lee Ping.

Joke by Daniel K., Lighthouse Point, Florida
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SARA: Where do penguins go to vote?
TRIYA: I haven’t the foggiest.
SARAH: The South Poll.

Joke by Sarah B., Naperville, Illinois
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BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: How to Make an Honest Living by Robin Steele.

Joke by Molly K., Ringgold, Georgia
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