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FLYNN: What do you call a wolf that knows it’s a wolf?
HAILEY: What?
FLYNN: Awarewolf.

Joke by Flynn N., Beloit, Wisconsin
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I WALKED INTO A COSTUME PARTY dressed up as a turtle with my friend on my back. People asked me who it was. I said, “It’s Michelle.”

Joke by Farr H., Bainbridge Island, Washington
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TEDDY: Why did the pizza guy get a new shop?
MOM: I don’t know.
TEDDY: Because his old shop was too cheesy.

Joke by Teddy S., Waukesha, Wisconsin
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CARMEN: Why are raindrops so cool?
YARA: I haven’t the foggiest.
CARMEN: Because they have that drip.

Joke by Carmen, Chicago, Illinois
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ANDY: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
STEPHEN: I don’t know.
ANDY: A strawberry.

Joke by Andrew K., Los Alamitos, California
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A PUNNY BOOK: Ballroom Dance by Sasha A.

Joke by Merritt W., Seattle, Washington
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ANIKA: What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts?
TAYLOR: What?
ANIKA: Hole Foods.

Joke by Anika S., Upland, California
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MARGARET: Which planet does an astronaut sit on?
GREG: Tell me.
MARGARET: Saturn.

Joke by Margaret T., Paxton, Massachusetts
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SAMMY: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
FELIX: What?
SAMMY: Beef jerky.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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ARCHER: What did the ice cream say to the sun?
CHASE: What?
ARCHER: “You melted my heart.”

Joke by Archer T., Ellicott City, Maryland
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BRANDON: Why do students enjoy learning about geology?
STEVE: I’m not sure.
BRANDON: Because it rocks.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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HUGO: I know why aliens haven’t come to Earth yet.
TYLER: Why’s that?
HUGO: They checked the reviews for our solar system and saw only one star.

Joke by Hugo P., Austin, Texas
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ELIJAH: Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
CHRIS: No clue.
ELIJAH: Because he’s always a lion.

Joke by Elijah K., Smyrna, Tennessee
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TOMMY: Knock, knock.
RYAN: Who’s there?
TOMMY: Ash.
RYAN: Ash, who?
TOMMY: Bless you! Need a tissue?

Joke by Surya H., Westwood, Massachusetts
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IRAJ: Why did the tent get promoted at camp?
CHRIS: Why?
IRAJ: Because it always pitched in.

Joke by Iraj U., Frisco, Texas
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NATALIE: What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?
SARA: I’m stumped.
NATALIE: HorCrocs.

Joke by Natalie C., Corvallis, Oregon
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A LAPTOP AND A BOOK WERE RACING. After the race, a reporter asked the laptop how it won. The laptop said, “I was charged up.”

Joke by Owen S., Gainesville, Florida
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TRACE: What did the rug say when it was scared?
GREG: Tell me.
TRACE: “I’m so a-frayed.”

Joke by Trace P., Groton, South Dakota
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MARIANO: I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
KEVIN: What happened?
MARIANO: I lost my case.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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BENTON: What do you call a bad scene in a movie?
JOHN: I don’t know.
BENTON: A mis-take.

Joke by Benton P., Savannah, Georgia
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JAMESON: Did you hear the joke about the skeleton that lost its leg bone?
NOLAN: No, I haven’t.
JAMESON: It wasn’t that humerus.

Joke by Jameson J., Annandale, Virginia
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ISAIAH: What’s the least funny shape a grain could grow into?
REY: I’m not sure.
ISAIAH: A cornball.

Joke by Isaiah R., Port Saint Lucie, Florida
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DANE: What kind of money do they use in space?
DANA: Tell me.
DANE: Starbucks.

Joke by Dane M., Pomona, New York
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GAUTHAM: What’s the ocean’s favorite laundry detergent?
PETER: I’m stumped.
GAUTHAM: Tide!

Joke by Gautham R., San Diego, California
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MAX: Why did the tallest basketball team lose the game?
CODY: Why?
MAX: Because their heads were in the clouds.

Joke by Max N., Arleta, California
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