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SARAH: Why did the grandma sleep in the refrigerator?
QUAN: Why?
SARAH: Because she wanted to be a cool grandma.

Joke by Sarah B. , Naperville, Illinois
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MICAH: What award does a bike without a bell get?
AARON: I’m not sure.
MICAH: The no-bell prize.

Joke by Micah R., Port Townsend, Washington
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ADVIK: What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
MAX: What?
ADVIK: It doesn’t matter because he can’t hear you.

Joke by Advik P., Brentwood, California
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Quest: Don’t spell “part” backward.
Sean: Why
Quest: Because it’s a trap.

Joke by Quest R., Lincoln, California
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Bentley: What do a horse and a bride have in common?
Chris: No idea.
Bentley: They both need a groom.

Joke by Bentley P., Springfield, Ohio
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JEREMY: I’ve got a great joke about construction.
FAITH: Let’s hear it.
JEREMY: I’m still working on it.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Teacher: Why are you crawling into class, Patrick?
Patrick: Because you said, “Don’t dare walk into my class late!”

Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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AIDAN: Why did the pie have such a hard time on the test?
SEAN: Why?
AIDAN: Because it wasn’t a piece of cake.

Joke by Sean S., Miami Lakes, Florida
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TOM SWIFTY: “Don’t play with dynamite!” Tom exploded.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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PAUL: What did one penguin say to the other?
ALICE: I’m stumped.
PAUL: “Ice to meet you.”

Joke by Paul D., Torrance, California
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Jackson: What do runners eat before they race?
Sammy: Tell me.
Jackson: Nothing. They fast.

Joke by Jackson M. , Phoenix, Arizona
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Zachary: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Victoria:
No idea.
Zachary:
Nacho cheese.

Joke by Zachary H., Forest Lake, Minnesota
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Harper: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Finley:
No idea.
Harper: On the dark side.

Joke by Harper O., West Fargo, North Dakota
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BAILEY: I am never buying Velcro again.
BLAKE: Why not?
BAILEY: Because it’s a rip-off.

Joke by Bailey W., East Freedom, Pennsylvania 
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Allison: Knock, knock.
Cassidy:
Who’s there?
Allison: Snow.
Cassidy: Snow, who?
Allison:
It’s snow use. This door will never open.

Joke by Allison J., Little Rock, Arkansas
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PEE WEE: If there are five flies in the kitchen, which one is the football player?
WESTY: I don’t know.
PEE WEE: The one in the sugar bowl.

Joke by Luis V., Belleview, Florida
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JIM: Why did the lazy man want a job in the bakery?
HENRY: Why?
JIM: He wanted to loaf around.

Joke by Josh D., Schnecksville, Pennsylvania
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DEXTER: What does an artificial snow machine make?
TUCKER: Tell me.
DEXTER: Snow fakes!

Joke by Nathan H., Austin, Texas
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CHRISTIAN: What did one elevator say to the other?
CHRISTINE: What?
CHRISTIAN: “I think I’m coming down with something!”

Joke by Christian K., Visalia, California
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PATIENT: Doctor, I’m shrinking! You have to do something about it quickly!
DOCTOR: Take it easy. You’ll just have to be a little patient.

Joke by Michael J., West Simsbury, Connecticut
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TWO SCOUTS CAMPING in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, “Cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s 3 o’clock in the morning?”

Joke by Michael B., Varysburg, New York
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JOE: Why did the patient laugh after his operation?
MOE: I don’t know. Why?
JOE: Because the doctor had him in stitches.

Joke by Stephen C., Salem, Virginia
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Pilot: Do you know what the propeller does?
Scout: It provides thrust for the plane to fly.
Pilot: Actually, it keeps the pilot cool. If it stops, I’ll start sweating.

Joke by Alan B., Milpitas, California 
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WILL: I know someone who can talk just like an owl.
RANDY: Who?
WILL: Now I know two.

Joke by Will D., Bozeman, Montana
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DAFFYNITION: Delighted — When you need to call an electrician.

Joke by Andrew P., Houston, Texas
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