3,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Boys' Life Think & Grin Jokes

Cole: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Sammy: I’m stumped.
Cole: Frostbite.

Joke by Cole B., Goldsboro, North Carolina
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KARTHIK: What did one snowman say to the other?
KARRIE: What?
KARTHIK: “It’s ice to see you!”

Joke by Karthik B., Fremont, California
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John: What did the peanut say to the grape during Christmastime?
Mark: Tell me.
John: “’Tis the season to be jelly!”

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Alexander: Where does a reindeer go to replace its tail?
Haley: I don’t know. Where?
Alexander: The retail store.

Joke by Alexander F., Austin, Texas
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Scout: Why was the Scout afraid to take a watch on the camping trip?
Scoutmaster: I do not know. Why?
Scout: Because you told them to watch out for ticks.

Joke by Allen C., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania
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JENNIFER: Why did the dinosaur get kicked out of the army?
MADDY: Tell me.
JENNIFER: Because people went missing when he snapped to attention.

Joke by Jennifer F., Madison, Indiana
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If humans have different blood types, does that mean mosquitos see us in different flavors?

Joke by Lucas S., Atlanta, Georgia
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TONY: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
SEAN:Tellme.
TONY: A pineapple.

Joke by Tony C., St. Peters, Missouri
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Ben: Why was the droid angry?
Steve: Why?
Ben: Because people were pushing it's buttons.

Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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MARCUS: What do you call a lady in the middle of a tennis court?
HAYDEN: I haven’t the foggiest.
MARCUS: Annette!

Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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TOM: What’s elastic and plays music?
JANE: Tell me.
TOM: A rubber band.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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JAYDEN: What’s a stone’s favorite phrase?
AIDEN: I’m stumped.
JAYDEN: “You rock!”

Joke by Jayden C., Secaucus, New Jersey
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Arhan: What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
Rohan: I have no clue.
Arhan: Grains!

Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida
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A WEASEL WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT,
and the waitress asks, “What would you like to drink?”
“Pop!” goes the weasel.

Joke by Westley P., Charlevoix, Michigan
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Jeremy: I don’t trust stairs.
Clark: Why not?
Jeremy: Because they’re always up to something.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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RYAN: What does a duck say when it walks into a barber shop?
LEVI: I’m clueless.
RYAN: “Put it on my bill!”

Joke by Ryan P., Scotts Valley, California
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NATHANIEL: What is the fastest form of studying?
PETER: What?
NATHANIEL: Flashcards.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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BRANDON: What did the elevator operator learn about his new job?
CONNOR: Tell me.
BRANDON: That it has its ups and downs.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Going Down Hill" by Dee Cline.

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Augustine: Knock, knock.
Athanasius: Who’s there?
Augustine: Yukon.
Athanasius: Yukon, who?
Augustine: Yukon say that again!

Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
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FINN: What question can you never say “yes” to?
RALPH: I don’t know.
FINN: “Are you asleep?”

Joke by Finnian R., Tuscaloosa, Alabama
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Cresencio: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Amber: What?
Cresencio: “Wing! Wing!”

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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JAMES: Why was the computer late for school?
PETER: I’m not sure.
JAMES: He had a hard drive.

Joke by James W., Laurel, Maryland
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JEFFERSON: Why was the tree so sad?
OLIVIA: I’m stumped.
JEFFERSON: Because it couldn’t get to the root of its problems.

Joke by Jefferson M., Cornwall-On-Hudson, New York
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