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A PUNNY BOOK: The Amendments by Bill O. Rites.

Joke by Jan B., Kalamazoo, Michigan
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AIDEN: What do you call a ship that can’t stop winning?
NOAH: I have no idea.
AIDEN: A showboat.

Joke by Aiden C., Phoenix, Arizona
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DANIEL: What do you give a sick lemon?
LIZZIE: What?
Daniel: Lemon aid.

Joke by Daniel I., Aiea, Hawaii
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TOMMY: How does the moon cut its hair?
ROCCO: How?
TOMMY: Eclipse it.

Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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ANTONIO: Which fruit can play the saxophone?
JANICE: Which one?
ANTONIO: The bluesberry.

Joke by Antonio A., Brooklyn, New York
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IRAJ: Why did the pencil get kicked out of class?
PIERRE: Tell me.
IRAJ: Because it was drawing too much attention.

Joke by Iraj U., Frisco, Texas
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ISAAC: I have a pen that can write underwater.
SAM: That’s cool!
ISAAC: Yeah. It can write other words too.

Joke by Isaac F., Hollywood, Florida
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ELIJAH: Have you heard about the acorn parade?
MOM: What about it?
ELIJAH: It was nuts.

Joke by Elijah S., Houston, Texas
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CHARLOTTE: What’s Superman’s favorite place to shop?
NATHAN: I don’t know.
CHARLOTTE: The supermarket.

Joke by Charlotte S., Fountain Valley, California
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AIDEN: Why is King Charles III always wet?
ALYTHIA: No clue.
AIDEN: Because he is the raining monarch.

Joke by Aiden R., Rogers, Arkansas
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TRISTAN: How do dog catchers get paid?
MELODY: I haven’t the foggiest.
TRISTAN: By the pound.

Joke by Tristan T., Longview, Washington
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SHREYAAN: You can’t see it while running, but you can see it when you stop.
REYAANSH: What is it?
SHREYAAN: A stopwatch.

Joke by Shreyaan G., Santa Clara, California
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JAMESON: What does a princess eat for breakfast?
KYLIE: I don’t know.
JAMESON: French toast castle-roll.

Joke by Jameson F., San Diego, California
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HARRISON: What do you call a dinosaur that explodes?
LORI: I don’t know.
HARRISON: Dino-mite.

Joke by Harrison C., Wichita, Kansas
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LIAM: How do trees get on the computer?
OWEN: I’m stumped.
LIAM: They log in.

Joke by Liam C., Springfield, Virginia
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LAM: Why did the pirates fight each other?
RICHARD: Tell me!
LAM: Things got a bit patchy between them.

Joke by Lam P., Monroe, Connecticut
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BENTLEE: What did the new Scout say after his first hike?
LONDON: What?
BENTLEE: “I have a tender foot.”

Joke by Bentlee T., Georgetown, South Carolina
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AYN: What type of bird should you never take to a bank?
DIANNE: I haven’t the foggiest.
AYN: A robin.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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REDD: What do you call an elephant on hockey skates?
NYLA: Tell me.
REDD: An icebreaker!

Joke by Redd C., Layton, Utah
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AYN: How do you know when a clock is really hungry?
KATIE: I haven’t the foggiest.
AYN: It goes back for seconds.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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GEORGE: Why did the hot dog cross the road?
TOMMY: Why?
GEORGE: To ketchup with the hamburger.

Joke by George L., Manchester, Missouri
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Warped Wise Man Wonders: “Why do we eat spring rolls year-round?”

Joke by Kayden P., Odessa, Texas
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CAMP LEADER: Good morning, campers.
CAMPER: Shhh! Please don’t talk so loudly.
CAMP LEADER: Sorry. What’s wrong?
CAMPER: I’ve got a sleeping bag, and I don’t want to wake it up.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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RAYAAN: What did one knife say to the other knife?
SAM: What?
RAYAAN: “Lookin’ sharp!”

Joke by Rayaan D., Upper Saddle River, New Jersey
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GAVIN: What’s the best season to jump on a trampoline?
SAM: I don’t know.
GAVIN: Spring time!

Joke by Gavin K., Framingham, Massachusetts
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