6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

CAMP LEADER: Good morning, campers.
CAMPER: Shhh! Please don’t talk so loudly.
CAMP LEADER: Sorry. What’s wrong?
CAMPER: I’ve got a sleeping bag, and I don’t want to wake it up.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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RAYAAN: What did one knife say to the other knife?
SAM: What?
RAYAAN: “Lookin’ sharp!”

Joke by Rayaan D., Upper Saddle River, New Jersey
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GAVIN: What’s the best season to jump on a trampoline?
SAM: I don’t know.
GAVIN: Spring time!

Joke by Gavin K., Framingham, Massachusetts
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ELIZABETH: Why did the sun skip college?
JENNIFER: Why?
ELIZABETH: Because it already has a million degrees.

Joke by Elizabeth D., Ashland, Oregon
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MAX: How did the log catch on fire?
CARLA: I’m not sure.
MAX: It met its match.

Joke by Max Z., San Diego, California
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DANNI: Knock, knock.
IZZY: Who’s there?
DANNI: Warren.
IZZY: Warren, who?
DANNI: Warren any green today?

Joke by Danni L., Memphis, Tennessee
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SETH: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
SPENCER: What?
SETH: A shamrock!

Joke by Seth F., Frederick, Colorado
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TRISTAN: What do you call an ancient pig?
MELODY: Tell me.
TRISTAN: Jurassic pork.

Joke by Tristan T., Longview, Washington
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ISAAC: Why didn’t the cheese want to go to school?
LISA: I don’t know.
ISAAC: Because his teacher was a tough grater.

Joke by Isaac L., Arcadia, California
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THOMAS: What’s a young Scout’s favorite dessert?
EASTON: What?
THOMAS: Cub-cakes.

Joke by Thomas K., Strasburg, Virginia
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EVA: Why did the student eat his homework?
OWEN: No idea.
EVA: Because his teacher said it would be a piece of cake.

Joke by Eva R., Boca Raton, Florida
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LAM: Why are electricians so confident?
RICHARD: I have no idea.
LAM: They’re always charged up.

Joke by Lam P., Monroe, Connecticut
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ELIZA: What’s a waiter’s favorite meal?
TAYLOR: I’m stumped.
ELIZA: Fish and tips.

Joke by Eliza T., Chardon, Ohio
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NIKOLAUS: What did zero say to eight?
JAKE: What?
NIKOLAUS: “Nice belt.”

Joke by Nikolaus M., Granbury, Texas
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THADDEUS: What did the quarterback say to the sheep?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
THADDEUS: “Herdle up.”

Joke by Thaddeus Y., Eugene, Oregon
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AIDEN: What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
NOAH: I don’t know.
AIDEN: Peach gobbler.

Joke by Aiden C., Phoenix, Arizona
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THEO: Why did the astronaut go to the gym?
FRED: I don’t know.
THEO: Because there was so much space.

Joke by Theo P., Blair, Nebraska
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RYAN: What did the Scout who just completed the Electricity merit badge send out on Christmas?
LAYLA: Tell me.
RYAN: Christmas cords.

Joke by Ryan C., Burnsville, Minnesota
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KAYA: Why is a bad joke not like a pencil?
FAITH: I’m not sure.
KAYA: Because it has no point.

Joke by Kaya H., San Francisco, California
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REDD: What do cupcakes like about spring weather?
NYLA: Tell me.
REDD: The sprinkles.

Joke by Redd C., Layton, Utah
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Warped Wise Man Wonders: “If bowling and baseball were combined, would a strike be good or bad?”

Joke by Chris F., Berlin, Massachusetts
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REDD: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
KIT: I don’t know.
REDD: He gave her a ring.

Joke by Redd C., Layton, Utah
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MATT: What place is never icy?
JACK: Tell me.
MATT: A beach, because it’s always sanded.

Joke by Matthew W., Woodbridge, Conn.
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A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.

He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”

Joke by Aaron W., Groton, New York
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TYSON: What animals are the best at bowling?
LIAM: Tell me.
TYSON: Alley cats.

Joke by Tyson B., Merriam, Kansas
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