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Colton: How does a sheep say "Merry Christmas"?

Tammi: How?

Colton: "Fleece Navidad!"

Joke by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.
1 comments

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out. We don't serve food in here!"

Joke by Caleb F., Whitefish Bay, Wis.
20 comments

A book never written: "How to Win a Game" by Vick Tori.

Joke by Ridge S., Manchester, Ga.
1 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: "Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as 'subordinate clauses'?"

Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
1 comments

Michael: What did the digital clock say to its mother?

Steven: What?

Michael: "Look, Ma—no hands!"

Joke by Zachary A., Houston, Tex.
31 comments

A book never written:  "How to Get the Best Shave" by Ray Zerburn.

Joke by Austin R., Republic, Wash.
1 comments

Ben: How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?

Jerry: I dunno.

Ben: It was way past its threadtime!

Joke by Rich P., Round Rock, Tex.
0 comments

Derek: Why did the worker put a clock under his desk?

George: Why?

Derek: Because he wanted to work overtime!

Joke by Derek G., Monroe, Ohio
1 comments

A book never written: "Deep in the End Zone" by Kenny Punt.

Joke by Ryan T., Saunderstown, R.I.
0 comments

A book never written: "How to Make S'mores" by Graham Cracker, illustrated by Marsha Mello.

Joke by Thomas C., Lake Orion, Mich.
0 comments

Frank: What did the wood say to the ax?

Roger: What?

Frank: "Time to split!"

Joke by Frank D., Bridgewater, N.J.
0 comments

First Scout: Have you ever seen Sasquatch?

Second Scout: Not Yeti!

Joke by Christopher B., Chandler, Ariz.
1 comments

Teacher: Johnny, please use the words "letter carrier" in a sentence.

Johnny: Yes, ma'am. "My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage."

Joke by Brian G., Poestenkill, N.Y.
1 comments

Spencer: What did the guitar say to the stone?

Crystal: What?

Spencer: "Rock on."

Joke by Spencer K., Memphis, Mo.
0 comments

A book never written: "Fatherly Advice" by Buck L. Upson.

Joke by Aaron and Andrew M., Redondo Beach, Calif.
0 comments

Austin: What did Delaware?

Bob: What?

Austin: A brand New Jersey.

Joke by Brian D., Rockport, Tex.
0 comments

A book never written: "Working With Numbers" by I. Ken Adam.

Joke by Scott G., San Jacinto, Calif.
0 comments

Ted: What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?

Ned: I don't know. What?

Ted: Giraffic Park!

Joke by Nicholas B., De Pere, Wis.
0 comments

Robert: What do cannibals eat at parties?

Ben: What?

Robert: Buttered host.

Joke by Robert T., Sand Springs, Okla.
0 comments

A book never written: "I Love Crowds" by Morris Merrier.

Joke by Kevin D., Goshen, N.Y.
0 comments

Suzan: What did one tuna say to the other after getting caught stealing files from work?

Howard: What?

Suzan: "I could get canned for this!"

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
0 comments

Geography teacher: What are the names of the small rivers that run into the Nile?

Student: The juve-niles.

Joke by Jordan B., Fairfax, Va.
3 comments

A book never written: "Over the Counter" by Ben A. Dryll.

Joke by Christian W., Orlando, Fla.
2 comments

Tom: How do mad scientists freshen their breath?

Jerry: Beats me.

Tom: With experi-mints!

Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Tex.
6 comments

Tim: How deep should a frog pond be?

Jim: Knee deep. Knee deep.

Joke by Mitchell W., Fayetteville, Ga.
3 comments

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