6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Tim: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Tom: What?

Tim: Lots of blood tests!

Joke by Tim T., Whitehall, N.Y.
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A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer dashes to his studio, develops the film and…learns that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.

Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.

Joke by Jacob S., Lebanon, Ore.
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Robert: Knock, knock.

Jack: Who's there?

Robert: Beets.

Jack: Beets, who?

Robert: Beets me!

Joke by Robert F., Cheyenne, Wyo.
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Preston: What is round and has a really bad temper?

Louis: What?

Preston: A vicious circle!

Joke by Preston G., Shaftsbury, Vt.
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Mea: What kind of lights did Noah put on the ark?

Millie: What?

Mea: Floodlights.

Joke by Daniel H., Port Hueneme, Calif.
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A book never written: "My Life in Outer Space" by I. Malone.

Joke by Bryan S., Suffield, Conn.
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Nathanael: Knock, knock.

Cindy: Who's there?

Nathanael: Distressing.

Cindy: Distressing, who?

Nathanael: Distressing has too much vinegar!

Joke by Nathanael C., Schaumburg, Ill.
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A book never written: "How to Learn Your States" by Mrs. Sippy.

Joke by Riley H., Lubbock, Tex.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: Why is mail that goes by sea called "CARgo" and mail that goes by land called "SHIPment"?

Joke by Glenn G., Union City, Calif.
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A book never written: "How to Defend a Fort" by Sir Render.

Joke by Nick B., Fergus Falls, Minn.
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Kevin: What did the red wire say when the white wire asked it to come out and play?

Chris: I don't know. What?

Kevin: "I can't. I'm grounded."

Joke by Jesse H., Suffolk, Va.
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Dear Dad,

$chool i$ great. I'm making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear Son,

I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

Joke by Jacob P., Orem, Utah
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Sam: Knock, knock!

Grant: Who's there?

Sam: Little old lady.

Grant: Little old lady, who?

Sam: Wow! I didn't know you could yodel.

Joke by Sam P., Orem, Utah
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Kevin: Have you heard the joke about the roof?

Aaron: No. What is it?

Kevin: Never mind — it's over your head.

Joke by Kevin V., Goleta, Calif.
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Daffynition: Going against the grain -- Being on a no-carb diet.

Joke by Brian S., Charlotte, N.C.
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Karen: What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?

Dan: What?

Karen: A convertible with a big trunk!

Joke by Karen D., Miami, Fla.
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A book never written: "The Scout Symbol" by Flora D. Lee.

Joke by Christian L., Manchester, Tenn.
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Tom Swiftie: "Didn't you see the train?" Tom steamed.

Joke by Isaac S., Nevada, Iowa
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Al: Isn't this beastly weather we're having?

Hal: What do you mean?

Al: It's raining cats and dogs!

Joke by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.
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A book never written: "A Joke Book" by R. U. Sirius.

Joke by Bilbo S., Albuquerque, N.M.
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Teacher: Why are you wearing so much makeup today?

Jade: I thought you said we were having a makeup test!

Joke by Brandon R., Terrytown, La.
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Mom: What did you do at school today?

Mark: We did a guessing game.

Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.

Mark: That's right!

Joke by Adam P., Wichita, Kan.
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Rolf: What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?

Chris: What?

Rolf: Hawaiian Punch!

Joke by Rolf H., Miami, Fla.
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Customer: Do you serve crabs here?

Waiter: We serve everyone. Sit right down.

Joke by Josh G., Brentwood, Tenn.
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Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

Joke by Alex D., Chevy Chase, Md.
211 comments

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