6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A book never written: "Exploring New Places" by Ben Thare.

Joke by Ryan L., Carmel, Ind.
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Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?

Adam: Why?

Alex: He sensed fowl play.

Joke by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Mich.
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Man: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.

Waiter: Yessir, it's fresh ground.

Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wis.
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Gabriel: What did the remote do when the TV asked her out on a date?

Daniel: What?

Gabriel: She turned him down!

Joke by Gabriel F., Medford, Ore.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "Shouldn't an air and space museum be empty?"

Joke by Andrew S., Hooksett, N.H.
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A book never written: "101 Facts About Baseball" by Dusty Fields.

Joke by Nick W., Indianapolis, Ind.
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Tom Swiftie: "Why do you read those tabloids?" Tom inquired.

Joke by Samuel B., Fairfax, Va.
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Chubb: Why are miners so solitary?

Westy: Because they're always mining their own business.

Joke by Chris H., Louisville, Ky.
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Jon: If a gardener has a green thumb and a banker has a gold thumb, who has a black-and-blue thumb?

Jake: I don't know. Who?

Jon: A carpenter.

Joke by Jonathan B., Chickamauga, Ga.
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Lindsey: What do you call a fake noodle?

Ashley: What?

Lindsey: An im-pasta!

Joke by Lindsey B., Dayton, Tex.
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A book never written: "Writing Excellent Poems" by Stan Zaas.

Joke by Bryce M., Kaneohe, Hawaii
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Chas: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

Tom: What kind?

Chas: Plymouth Rock!

Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wis.
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Jack: Knock, knock.

Sam: Who's there?

Jack: Figs!

Sam: Figs, who?

Jack: Figs the doorbell! It's broken!

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A book never written: "All Alone" by Saul E. Terry.

Joke by David M., Irwin, Pa.
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Brandie: What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Brandon: What?

Brandie: Jurassic pork!

Joke by Brandie R., Las Vegas, Nev.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the salesperson where the self-help section was. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Joke by Andrew M., Santa Clara, Calif.
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Damian: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Dan: What?

Damian: Bacon and legs.

Joke by Damian H., Medford, Ore.
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A book never written: "Debt Free" by Bill Spade.

Joke by Rayce C., Yukon, Okla.
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Andy: Why did the scarecrow win a medal?

Sandy: Why?

Andy: Because it was outstanding in its field!

Joke by Andy R., Simsbury, Conn.
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A book never written: "Exercise" by Bill Dupp.

Joke by Alex H., American Fork, Utah
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John: Why was Sir Lancelot always tired?

Jeff: Beats me. Why?

John: He worked the knight shift.

Joke by William H., Dallas, Tex.
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

"No, ma'am. They're dead."

Joke by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.
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Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?

Zach: I give up!

Leighton: "Wobble, wobble!"

Joke by Zach C., Roanoke, Tex.
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Will: Why can't you ask traditionalists for four quarters instead of a dollar bill?
Bill: Why?
Will: Because they don't like change!

Joke by Will D., Portsmouth, Va.
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Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula's favorite?

Jay: Which one?

Justin: Fangs-giving!

Joke by Justin T., Los Angeles, Calif.
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