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Braden: What kind of car does a snake drive?

Hayden: What?

Braden: An Ana-Honda!

Joke by Braden W., Prior Lake, Minn.
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Glen: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

Ken: What?

Glen: Cock-a-poodle-doo!

Joke by Glen W., Palm Bay, Fla.
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David: Why are pigs bad drivers?

Maia: Uhh -- why?

David: They hog the road!

Joke by Joel M., West Bloomfield, Mich.
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A book never written: "I Get It!" by Mrs. DePoint.

Joke by Stephen R., Livonia, Mich.
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A book never written: "How to Lay the Blame" by Pedro S. Fault.

Joke by Thomas N., Pataskala, Ohio
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Philip: What did one slice of bread say to the other?

Elva: What?

Philip: "Stop loafing around!"

Joke by Philip K., Corning, N.Y.
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Dave: What do you find in the middle of nowhere?

Larry: What?

Dave: The letter "h."

Joke by Kevin K., Orland Park, Ill.
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Quinn: Knock, knock.

Ron: Who's there?

Quinn: Jess.

Ron: Jess, who?

Quinn: Jess me and my shadow.

Joke by Curtis C., Frankfort, Ill.
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A book never written: "The Splendor of Autumn" by Ray King.

Joke by Zachary L., Rockville, Md.
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Bob: When do trees fall?

Joe: No clue. When?

Bob: SepTEMBER!

Joke by Mackenzie B., Vestavia Hills, Ala.
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Daffynition: Fireproof -- the boss's son.

Joke by Josh K., Lexington, Mass.
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