Kevin: What did the red wire say when the white wire asked it to come out and play?
Chris: I don’t know. What?
Kevin: “I can’t. I’m grounded.”
Joke submitted by Jesse H., Suffolk, Va.
Kevin: What did the red wire say when the white wire asked it to come out and play?
Chris: I don’t know. What?
Kevin: “I can’t. I’m grounded.”
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i agree girls can read it but dont change the name
I’ve heard this joke before, but the one I heard used earthworms instead of wires.