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Jacob: Why did the lamp go to school?
Ryan: Tell me.
Jacob: He wasn’t very bright.

Joke by Aidan C., Frederick, Md.
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A book never written: “Simple Electronics” by Sir Kit.

Joke by Zach A., Great Falls, Va.
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George: What happened to the robber who stole a lamp?
Michael: Tell me.
George: He got a very light sentence.

Joke by Martin R., Belmont, Mass.
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A book never written: “Electronics” by Ken Pewter.

Joke by Ted B., St. Paul, Minn.
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A book never written: "Too Much Music" by Ray Deo.

Joke by Michael A., Lemont, Ill.
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Kevin: What did the red wire say when the white wire asked it to come out and play?

Chris: I don't know. What?

Kevin: "I can't. I'm grounded."

Joke by Jesse H., Suffolk, Va.
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