“Give up!“ Joke submitted by Luke S., Bristol, TennesseeLoading... TOM SWIFTY: “Give up! I have the ace of diamonds, clubs and spades,” Tom said heartlessly. Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Card jokesHeart jokesTom Swiftie jokes
I am heartbroken about this joke
No one seems to get this joke by the looks of the votes on it. Tom or whatever his name is has all the types of cards but the heart so therefore he is heartless, meaning the puntch like is in “He said heartlessly”.