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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Masear
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BRANDON: What’s hard to deal with?
SEAN: Tell me.
BRANDON: A deck of cards that’s glued together.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Zachary: Why don’t we play cards in the jungle?
Sam: Why?
Zachary: Because there are too many cheetahs.

Joke by Zachary D., Missouri City, Texas
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ALICE: Why did the pirates stop playing cards?
TYSON: Why?
ALICE: Because the captain was standing on the deck.

Joke by Alice V., Houston, Texas
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WILLIAM: What is Batman’s least favorite playing card?
MAX: I’m not sure.
WILLIAM: The Joker.

Joke by William D., Snowflake, Arizona
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TOM SWIFTY: “Give up! I have the ace of diamonds, clubs and spades,” Tom said heartlessly.

Joke by Luke S., Bristol, Tennessee
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VACHAN: Which cat should you never play cards with?
JEFF: I have no idea.
VACHAN: A cheetah.

Joke by Vachan A., San Jose, California
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MATT: What has 13 hearts but no organs?
BARRY: I’m stumped.
MATT: A deck of cards.

Joke by Matthew R., San Diego, California
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Caden: Why don’t they play cards in the jungle?
Gus: I don’t know.
Caden: There are too many cheetahs.

Joke by Jalen B., Swanton, Maryland
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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I think I might be a deck of cards.
Doctor: Go sit in the waiting room. I’ll deal with you later.

Joke by Anish S., Cumming, Georgia
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