BRANDON: What’s hard to deal with? SEAN: Tell me. BRANDON: A deck of cards that’s glued together. Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington0 commentsLoading...
Zachary: Why don’t we play cards in the jungle? Sam: Why? Zachary: Because there are too many cheetahs. Joke by Zachary D., Missouri City, Texas0 commentsLoading...
ALICE: Why did the pirates stop playing cards? TYSON: Why? ALICE: Because the captain was standing on the deck. Joke by Alice V., Houston, Texas0 commentsLoading...
WILLIAM: What is Batman’s least favorite playing card? MAX: I’m not sure. WILLIAM: The Joker. Joke by William D., Snowflake, Arizona 0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “Give up! I have the ace of diamonds, clubs and spades,” Tom said heartlessly. Joke by Luke S., Bristol, Tennessee2 commentsLoading...
VACHAN: Which cat should you never play cards with? JEFF: I have no idea. VACHAN: A cheetah. Joke by Vachan A., San Jose, California0 commentsLoading...
MATT: What has 13 hearts but no organs? BARRY: I’m stumped. MATT: A deck of cards. Joke by Matthew R., San Diego, California0 commentsLoading...
Caden: Why don’t they play cards in the jungle? Gus: I don’t know. Caden: There are too many cheetahs. Joke by Jalen B., Swanton, Maryland2 commentsLoading...
Patient: Doctor, doctor! I think I might be a deck of cards. Doctor: Go sit in the waiting room. I’ll deal with you later. Joke by Anish S., Cumming, Georgia0 commentsLoading...
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