Laugh at funny Heart jokes and comics for kids

TOM: What set the campfire’s heart ablaze?
JOSH: I don’t know. What?
TOM: It found its perfect match.

Joke by Tom H., Chicago, Illinois
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MARGARET: Why didn’t the skeleton tell his friend he was missing a bone?
ELEANOR: No idea.
MARGARET: He didn’t have the heart to.

Joke by Margaret W., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
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MARGARET: Why did the skeleton not tell his friend he was missing a bone?
ELEANOR: I have no idea. Why?
MARGARET: Because he didn’t have the heart to.

Joke by Margaret W., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
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TOM SWIFTY: “Give up! I have the ace of diamonds, clubs and spades,” Tom said heartlessly.

Joke by Luke S., Bristol, Tennessee
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MATT: What has 13 hearts but no organs?
BARRY: I’m stumped.
MATT: A deck of cards.

Joke by Matthew R., San Diego, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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