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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Joke by Asher G. , Ashburn, Virginia
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JAMES: Why was the computer late for school?
PETER: I’m not sure.
JAMES: He had a hard drive.

Joke by James W., Laurel, Maryland
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Andrew: What has keys, locks and space but no room?
Matthew: What?
Andrew: A computer!

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah 
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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PARWAAN: What is a computer’s favorite snack?
PEDRO: I don’t know.
PARWAAN: Cookies.

Joke by Parwaan V., San Ramon, California
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TOM SWIFTY: “I got a touchscreen computer,” Tom pointed out.

Joke by James M., Appleton, Wisconsin
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CARL: You are in a room with unbreakable walls and no doors or windows. All you have is a computer. How do you get out?
CARLA: I don’t know.
CARL: Press the escape key.

Joke by Carl N., Fairhaven, New Jersey
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WHITTAKER: What did the baby computer say to the mommy computer?
SAM: I don’t know. What?
WHITTAKER: ”I want my data.”

Comic by Whittaker J., Takoma Park, Maryland
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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KIM: What did the turkey say to the computer?
JIM: What?
KIM: “Google, google, google.”

Joke by Kim T., New Egypt, New Jersey
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Parwaan: What is a computer’s favorite snack?
Pedro: I don’t know. What?
Parwaan: Cookies.

Joke by Parwaan V., San Ramon, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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A punny book: "How to Build Computers" by Mike Roe Chip.

 

Joke by Emily K., Decatur, Georgia
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A punny book: "Computer Memory" by Meg A. Byte.

 

Joke by Yaron R., West Hempstead, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Ahmed: What is a computer’s favorite dance?
Aaron: Tell me.
Ahmed: Disco.

Joke by Ahmed A., North Potomac, Md.
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A teen walked into a store to buy curtains and said, “I want those curtains over there to fit my computer screen.”

“Computers don’t need curtains,” said the salesman.

“Hello,” the teen said. “I have Windows.”

Joke by Nathan A., Temecula, Calif.
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Pedro: How do trees get on the Internet?
Pete: How?
Pedro: They log in!

Joke by Ali E., San Ramon, Calif.
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Doug: What was the astronaut doing on the computer?
Zoey: I don’t know. What?
Doug: Looking for the spacebar!

Joke by Daniel Y., Newcastle, Wash.
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A book never written: “Electronics” by Ken Pewter.

Joke by Ted B., St. Paul, Minn.
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