NIKHIL: Don’t leave food near your computer. KEVIN: Why not? NIKHIL: Because it takes a lot of bytes. Joke by Nikhil B., Camas, Washington1 commentsLoading...
Edward: What’s a computer’s favorite dessert? Sam: Tell me. Edward: Cookies! Joke by Edward B., Rawlings, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If Apple made a car, would it have windows? Joke by Asher G. , Ashburn, Virginia1 commentsLoading...
JAMES: Why was the computer late for school? PETER: I’m not sure. JAMES: He had a hard drive. Joke by James W., Laurel, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
Andrew: What has keys, locks and space but no room? Matthew: What? Andrew: A computer! Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah 0 commentsLoading...
PARWAAN: What is a computer’s favorite snack? PEDRO: I don’t know. PARWAAN: Cookies. Joke by Parwaan V., San Ramon, California0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “I got a touchscreen computer,” Tom pointed out. Joke by James M., Appleton, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
CARL: You are in a room with unbreakable walls and no doors or windows. All you have is a computer. How do you get out? CARLA: I don’t know. CARL: Press the escape key. Joke by Carl N., Fairhaven, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
WHITTAKER: What did the baby computer say to the mommy computer? SAM: I don’t know. What? WHITTAKER: ”I want my data.” Comic by Whittaker J., Takoma Park, Maryland1 commentsLoading...
KIM: What did the turkey say to the computer? JIM: What? KIM: “Google, google, google.” Joke by Kim T., New Egypt, New Jersey6 commentsLoading...
Parwaan: What is a computer’s favorite snack? Pedro: I don’t know. What? Parwaan: Cookies. Joke by Parwaan V., San Ramon, California14 commentsLoading...
A punny book: "How to Build Computers" by Mike Roe Chip. Joke by Emily K., Decatur, Georgia0 commentsLoading...
A punny book: "Computer Memory" by Meg A. Byte. Joke by Yaron R., West Hempstead, New York1 commentsLoading...
Ahmed: What is a computer’s favorite dance? Aaron: Tell me. Ahmed: Disco. Joke by Ahmed A., North Potomac, Md.1 commentsLoading...
A teen walked into a store to buy curtains and said, “I want those curtains over there to fit my computer screen.” “Computers don’t need curtains,” said the salesman. “Hello,” the teen said. “I have Windows.” Joke by Nathan A., Temecula, Calif.14 commentsLoading...
Pedro: How do trees get on the Internet? Pete: How? Pedro: They log in! Joke by Ali E., San Ramon, Calif.51 commentsLoading...