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NIKHIL: Don’t leave food near your computer.
KEVIN: Why not?
NIKHIL: Because it takes a lot of bytes.

Joke by Nikhil B., Camas, Washington
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DAN: What do you call a spider’s computer programs?
TOM: What?
DAN: Websites.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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BRANDON: Why did the computer see a doctor?
ROBIN: I’m not sure.
BRANDON: It got a virus.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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NIKHIL: Don’t leave food near your computer.
KEVIN: Why not?
NIKHIL: Because it takes a lot of bytes.

Joke by Nikhil B., Camas, Washington
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Edward: What’s a computer’s favorite dessert?
Sam: Tell me.
Edward: Cookies!

Joke by Edward B., Rawlings, Maryland
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Joke by Asher G. , Ashburn, Virginia
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JAMES: Why was the computer late for school?
PETER: I’m not sure.
JAMES: He had a hard drive.

Joke by James W., Laurel, Maryland
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Andrew: What has keys, locks and space but no room?
Matthew: What?
Andrew: A computer!

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah 
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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PARWAAN: What is a computer’s favorite snack?
PEDRO: I don’t know.
PARWAAN: Cookies.

Joke by Parwaan V., San Ramon, California
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TOM SWIFTY: “I got a touchscreen computer,” Tom pointed out.

Joke by James M., Appleton, Wisconsin
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CARL: You are in a room with unbreakable walls and no doors or windows. All you have is a computer. How do you get out?
CARLA: I don’t know.
CARL: Press the escape key.

Joke by Carl N., Fairhaven, New Jersey
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WHITTAKER: What did the baby computer say to the mommy computer?
SAM: I don’t know. What?
WHITTAKER: ”I want my data.”

Comic by Whittaker J., Takoma Park, Maryland
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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KIM: What did the turkey say to the computer?
JIM: What?
KIM: “Google, google, google.”

Joke by Kim T., New Egypt, New Jersey
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Parwaan: What is a computer’s favorite snack?
Pedro: I don’t know. What?
Parwaan: Cookies.

Joke by Parwaan V., San Ramon, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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A punny book: "How to Build Computers" by Mike Roe Chip.

 

Joke by Emily K., Decatur, Georgia
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A punny book: "Computer Memory" by Meg A. Byte.

 

Joke by Yaron R., West Hempstead, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Comic by Scott Masear
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