Laugh at 100s of Funny Knock, Knock Jokes by Scout Life Readers

KYLE: Knock, knock.
TREY: Who’s there?
KYLE: Yodel ye.
TREY: Yodel ye, who?
KYLE: I didn’t know you could yodel.

Joke by Kyle S. , Harleysville, Pennsylvania
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Louie: Knock, knock.
Levi: Who’s there?
Louie: Carrie.
Levi: Carrie, who?
Louie: Carrie this tent to the campsite, please.

Joke by Louie A., Levittown, New York
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Henry: Knock, knock.
Cindy: Who’s there?
Henry: Cows go who.
Cindy: Cows go who, who?
Henry: No, silly! Cows go moo.

Joke by Henry H. , Lacey, Washington
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Charlie: Knock, knock.
Toya: Who’s there?
Charlie: Ice cream soda.
Toya: Ice cream soda, who?
Charlie: Ice cream soda people can hear me.

Joke by Charlie L., Crofton, Maryland
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Olivia: Knock, knock.
Brendan: Who’s there?
Olivia: Beets.
Brendan: Beets,who?
Olivia: Beats me!

Joke by Olivia M., Cumming, Georgia
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LEIF: Knock, knock.
PERRIN: Who’s there?
LEIF: Repeat.
PERRIN: Repeat, who?
LEIF: Who, who, who.

Joke by Leif S., Jasper, Indiana
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Jackson: Knock, knock.
Steele: Who’s there?
Jackson: Nana.
Steele: Nana, who?
Jackson: Nana your business.

Joke by Jackson B., Basin, Wyoming
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XAVIER: Knock, knock.
JON: Who’s there?
XAVIER: Sawyer.
JON: Sawyer, who?
XAVIER: Sawyer picture on a wanted a poster.

Joke by Xavier W., Prattville, Alabama
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Chloe: Knock, knock.
Trina: Who’s there?
Chloe: Anita.
Trina: Anita, who?
Chloe: Anita bath!

Joke by Chloe G., Sanborn, New York
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Justin: Knock, knock.
Cory: Who’s there?
Justin: Cargo.
Cory: Cargo, who?
Justin: Cargo in the garage.

Joke by Justin K., Rockville, Maryland
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Zayn: Knock, knock.
Willy: Who’s there?
Zayn: Alpaca.
Willy: Alpaca, who?
Zayn: Alpaca the suitcase. You load up the car.

Joke by Zayn A., Winnetka, Illinois
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Riya: Knock, knock.
Bridget: Who’s there?
Riya: Oh, hi.
Bridget: Oh, hi,who?
Riya: No! It’s Ohio.

Joke by Riya T., Exeter, New Hampshire
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LEIF: Knock, knock.
PERRIN: Who’s there?
LEIF: Repeat.
PERRIN:Repeat, who?
LEIF: Who, who, who.”

Joke by Leif S., Jasper, Indiana
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Leland: Knock, knock.
Silas: Who’s there?
Leland: Figs.
Silas: Figs, who?
Leland: Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever.

Joke by Leland B., Lanesville, Indiana
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William: Knock, knock
Bill: Who’s there?
William: Will.
Bill: Will, who?
William: Will you open the door already?

Joke by William F., Tallahassee, Florida
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CYRUS: Knock, knock.
CARSON: Who’s there?
CYRUS: Toodle.
CARSON: Toodle, who?
CYRUS: I didn’t know you were going somewhere.

Joke by Cyrus F., O’Fallon, Missouri
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MIKAIAH: Knock, knock.
SHILOH: Who’s there?
MIKAIAH: Knock, knock.
SHILOH: Knock, knock, who?
MIKAIAH: It’s me! I’m still knocking. Let me in.

Joke by Mikaiah H.
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Reed: Knock, knock.
Alyssa: Who’s there?
Reed: Cargos.
Alyssa: Cargos, who?
Reed: Cargos in the garage.

Joke by Reed J., Perkasie, Pennsylvania
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Miles: Knock, knock.
Josh: Who’s there?
Miles: Figs.
Josh: Figs, who?
Miles: Figs the door — it’s broken.

Joke by Miles C., Ogden, Utah
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Augustine: Knock, knock.
Athanasius: Who’s there?
Augustine: Yukon.
Athanasius: Yukon, who?
Augustine: Yukon say that again!

Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Alex: Who’s there?
Chris: Canoe.
Alex: Canoe, who?
Chris: Canoe open the door?

Joke by Chris R., Indianapolis, Indiana
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Augustine: Knock, knock.
Thomas: Who’s there?
Augustine: Figs.
Thomas: Figs, who?
Augustine: Figs the doorbell — it’s broken!

Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
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ANNIE: Why did the scientist install a door knocker?
LUCY: Tell me.
ANNIE: To win the no-bell prize.

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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CONNOR: Knock, knock.
PETER: Who’s there?
CONNOR: King Tut.
PETER: King Tut, who?
CONNOR: King-Tut-key fried chicken.

Joke by Connor B., Tucson, Arizona
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