Laugh at 100s of Funny Knock, Knock Jokes by Scout Life Readers

Augustine: Knock, knock.
Ambrose: Who’s there?
Augustine: Cargo.
Ambrose: Cargo, who?
Augustine: No, cargo beep-beep!

Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
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Benjamin: Knock, knock.
Josh: Who’s there?
Benjamin: Dishes.
Josh: Dishes, who?
Benjamin: Dishes a very bad joke.

Joke by Benjamin A., Tinton Falls, New Jersey
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Tanay: Knock, knock.
Dad: Who’s there?
Tanay: Boo.
Dad: Boo, who?
Tanay: Why are you crying?!

Joke by Tanay G., Chantilly, Virginia
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Jeremy: Knock, knock.
Bill: Who’s there?
Jeremy: Luke.
Bill: Luke, who?
Jeremy: Luke through the peephole and you will see.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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ASA: Knock, knock.
CINDY: Who’s there?
ASA: Wendy.
CINDY: Wendy, who?
ASA: Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock.

Joke by Asa L., Las Cruces, New Mexico
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Ben: How come there’s no knock- knock joke about America?
John: No idea.
Ben: Because freedom rings.

Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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AXEL: Knock, knock.
BEN: Who’s there?
AXEL: Tank.
BEN: Tank, who?
AXEL: You’re welcome!

Joke by Axel T., Downers Grove, Illinois
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Charlie: Knock, knock.
Samuel: Who’s there?
Charlie: Hatch.
Samuel: Hatch, who?
Charlie: Bless you!

Joke by Samuel B., Antioch, Tennessee
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PATRICK: Knock, knock.
BRADY: Who’s there?
PATRICK: Candice.
BRADY: Candice, who?
PATRICK: Candice door open or am I stuck here?

Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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Alex: Knock, knock.
Billy: Who’s there?
Alex: Woo.
Billy: Woo, who?
Alex: Don’t get too excited — it’s just a joke!

Joke by Alex K., Davis, California
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Jeremy: Knock, knock.
Chris: Who’s there?
Jeremy: Beth.
Chris: Beth, who?
Jeremy: Thank you, but I didn’t sneeze!

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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JAMES: Knock, knock.
NATE: Who’s there?
JAMES: You.
NATE: You, who?
JAMES: Cool! I love chocolate drinks!

Joke by James H., Alpharetta, Georgia
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Zach: Who’s there?
Chris: Owls.
Zach: Owls, who?
Chris: Yes, they do!

Joke by Everett L., Lansing, New York
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Jeff: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jeff: Boo.
Joe: Boo, who?
Jeff: Don’t cry; it’s just a joke!

Joke by TJ M., Waterville, Ohio
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Zach: Who’s there?
Chris: Owls.
Zach: Owls, who?
Chris: Yes, they do!

Joke by Chris A., Seabrook, Texas
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Ryan: Knock, knock.
Jake: Who’s there?
Ryan: Sherlock.
Jake: Sherlock, who?
Ryan: Sher-lock is broken. Let me in!

Joke by Ryan H., Wilmington, North Carolina
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Tim: Knock, knock.
Chase: Who’s there?
Tim: Doris.
Chase: Doris, who?
Tim: Doris locked. That’s why I’m knocking.

Joke by Will E., Spartanburg, South Carolina
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Noah: Knock, knock.
Fred: Who’s there?
Noah: Ida.
Fred: Ida, who?
Noah: No. It’s Idaho.

Joke by Noah D., Nashville, Tennessee
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George: Knock, knock.
Kent: Who’s there?
George: Sadie.
Kent: Sadie, who?
George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance. It’s the Fourth of July!

Joke by Kent A., Lakewood, Ohio
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Mike: Knock, knock.
Rick: Who’s there?
Mike: Wanda.
Rick: Wanda, who?
Mike: Wanda come play outside?

Joke by Cordell G., Sandusky, Ohio
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Kartik: Knock, knock.
Jimmy: Who’s there?
Kartik: Theodore.
Jimmy: Theodore, who?
Kartik: Theodore is locked. Let me in.

Joke by Kartik S., Irvine, California
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t ﬁt in the key hole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t ﬁt in the key hole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Alex: Knock, knock.
Mom: Who’s there?
Alex: Will.
Mom: Will, who?
Alex: Will you let me in? It’s cold out here.

Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois
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Corey: Knock, knock.
Ethan: Who’s there?
Corey: The doorbell repairman.

Joke by Corey K., Dickinson, North Dakota
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