Laugh at 100s of Funny Knock, Knock Jokes by Scout Life Readers

Chris: Knock, knock.
Kevin: Who’s there?
Chris: Ben.
Kevin: Ben, who?
Chris: Ben standing here for an hour!

Joke by Christopher Z., Hopewell Junction, N.Y.
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John: Knock, knock.
Peter: Who’s there?
John: Repeat.
Peter: Repeat, who?
John: Who, who, who, who ...

Joke by Phillip G., Marshall, Ill.
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Steven: Knock, knock.
Rod: Who’s there?
Steven: Wire.
Rod: Wire, who?
Steven: Wire you asking me this?

Joke by Steven H., Louisville, Ky.
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James: Knock, knock.
Ryan: Who’s there?
James: Boo.
Ryan: Boo, who?
James: What are you crying for? You’re just answering the door!

Joke by Joshua S., El Dorado, Ariz.
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Max: Knock, knock.
Snax: Who’s there?
Max: Water.
Snax: Water, who?
Max: Water you doing in there? Open the door, please!

Joke by Boyd M., San Antonio, Texas
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John: Knock, knock.
George: Who’s there?
John: Cargo.
George: Cargo, who?
John: Cargo beep beep!

Joke by John T., Bellevue, Neb.
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Ethan: Knock, knock.
Jerry: Who’s there?
Ethan: Owls.
Jerry: Owls, who?
Ethan: Yes, they do!

Joke by Ethan M., Beemer, Neb.
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Howard: Knock, knock.
Suzan: Who’s there?
Howard: Canoe.
Suzan: Canoe, who?
Howard: Canoe answer the door, please?

Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Matt: Knock, knock.
George: Who’s there?
Matt: Lettuce!
George: Lettuce, who?
Matt: Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!

Joke by Matt H., Washougal, Wash.
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Hawkeye: Knock, knock.
Bernie: Who’s there?
Hawkeye: Amos.
Bernie: Amos, who?
Hawkeye: A mosquito!

Joke by James J., Valley Lee, Md.
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Dylan: Knock, knock.
Bucky: Who’s there?
Dylan: Jamaican.
Bucky: Jamaican, who?
Dylan: Jamaican me crazy with these knock, knock jokes!

Joke by Dylan B., Austin, Texas
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Sally: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Sally: Lettuce
Gary: Lettuce, who?
Sally: Lettuce in — we’re hungry!

Joke by Connor B., The Plains, Va.
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Mik: Knock, knock.
Rick: Who’s there?
Mik: Annie.
Rick: Annie, who?
Mik: Annie thing you can do, I can do better!<

Joke by Miklos S., Rockville, Md.
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Lucas: Knock, knock.
Henry: Who’s there?
Lucas: Chicken.
Henry: Chicken, who?
Lucas: Just chicken to see who’s in there!

Joke by Lucas N., Centerville, Minn.
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Jeffrey: Knock, knock.
Joseph: Who’s there?
Jeffrey: Woo.
Joseph: Woo, who?
Jeffrey: What are you cheering for? We just lost the game.

Joke by Jeffrey L., Dayton, Ohio
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George: Knock, knock.
Kent: Who's there?
George: Sadie.
Kent: Sadie, who?
George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July!

Joke by Kent A., Lakewood, Ohio
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Elisha: Knock, knock.
James: Who’s there?
Elisha: Norma Lee.
James: Norma Lee, who?
Elisha: Norma Lee I wouldn’t trouble you, but I really need in!

Joke by Elisha L., Cleveland, Ohio
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Daniel: Knock, knock.
David: Who’s there?
Daniel: Ice cream soda.
David: Ice cream soda, who?
Daniel: Ice cream soda people can hear me!

Joke by David K., Flagstaff, Ariz.
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Will: Knock, knock.
Walt: Who’s there?
Will: Arya.
Walt: Arya, who?
Will: Arya ready to go swimming?

Joke by William W., North Plainfield, N.J.
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Josiah: Knock, knock.
Jed: Who’s there?
Josiah: I am.
Jed: I am, who?
Josiah: I don’t care who you are — just let me in. It’s freezing out here!

Joke by Josiah H., Joplin, Mo.
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Anthony: Knock, knock.
Den: Who’s there?
Anthony: Wooo.
Den: Wooo, who?
Anthony: What are you so excited about? It’s just a silly knock, knock joke!

Joke by Anthony V., Maple Grove, Minn.
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Andrew: Knock, knock.
Jeremy: Who’s there?
Andrew: A little girl.
Jeremy: A little girl, who?
Andrew: A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

Joke by Andrew S., Oklahoma City, Okla.
8 comments

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Andy: Knock, knock.
Todd: Who’s there?
Andy: Isabelle.
Todd: Isabelle, who?
Andy: Isabelle really necessary? Why not just knock?

Joke by Andrew S., Oklahoma City, Okla.
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Julian: Knock, knock.
Brandon: Who’s there?
Julian: Moo.
Brandon: Moo, who?
Julian: Make up your mind: Are you a cow or an owl?

Joke by Julian R., Marietta, Ga.
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Jim: Knock, knock.
Susie: Who’s there?
Jim: Hatch.
Susie: Hatch, who?
Jim: Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

Joke by Kaisho P., Havelock, N.C.
9 comments

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