Laugh at 100s of Funny Knock, Knock Jokes by Scout Life Readers

Pete: Knock, knock.
Jake: Who’s there?
Pete: Israeli.
Jake: Israeli, who?
Pete: Israeli hot out here; open the door!

Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Texas
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Pedro: Knock, knock.
Boss: Who’s there?
Pedro: Orange.
Boss: Orange, who?
Pedro: Orange you going to open the door? It’s cold out here!

Joke by Kaisho P., Havelock, N.C.
7 comments

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Eric: Knock, knock.
Brett: Who’s there?
Eric: Owl.
Brett: Owl, who?
Eric: Owl tell you after I finish this Boys’ Life joke!

Joke by Eric H., Rio Rancho, N.M.
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Bob: Knock, knock.
Dillon: Who’s there?
Bob: Amish.
Dillon: Amish, who?
Bob: Really? You don’t look like a shoe.

Joke by J. M., Grayslake, Ill.
7 comments

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Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

Joke by Killian L., Greensburg, Pa.
4 comments

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Colton: Knock, knock.
Steve: Who’s there?
Colton: Owls.
Steve: Owls, who?
Colton: You’re right; owls do hoot.

Joke by Colton S., Coupland, Tex.
10 comments

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Denver: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who’s there?
Denver: Cargo.
Sam: Cargo, who?
Denver: No, cargo beep-beep!

Joke by Denver S., Newport, Mich.
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Bradley: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who’s there?
Bradley: Nobel.
Sam: Nobel, who?
Bradley: No bell—that’s why I knocked!

Joke by Bradley M., St. Petersburg, Fla.
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Greg: Knock, knock.
Chris: Who’s there?
Greg: CIA.
Chris: CIA, who?
Greg: CI ate your last doughnut!

Joke by Nathan W., Saginaw, Mich.
6 comments

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Greg: Knock, Knock.
Brad: Who’s there?
Greg: Adelia.
Brad: Adelia, who?
Greg: Adelia the cards, and we can play gin!

Joke by Greg S., El Dorado Hills, Calif.
2 comments

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Noah: Knock, knock!
Jonah: Who’s there?
Noah: Howl.
Jonah: Howl, who?
Noah: Howl you know unless you open the door?

Joke by Noah B., Waukee, Iowa
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Max: Knock, knock.
John: Who’s there?
Max: Kenya.
John: Kenya, who?
Max: Kenya get me a soda? I’m thirsty!

Joke by Aidan C., Beverly Hills, Mich.
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Max: Knock, knock.
Brian: Who’s there?
Max: Max.
Brian: Max, who?
Max: Max no difference—just open the door!

Joke by Brian H., Elm Grove, Wis.
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Tom: Knock, knock.
Steven: Who’s there?
Tom: Iran.
Steven: Iran, who?
Tom: Iran off when I realized this was the wrong house!

Joke by Thomas L., Wilmington, Del.
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Charlie: Knock, knock.
Thomas: Who’s there?
Charlie: Cows go.
Thomas: Cows go, who?
Charlie: Nope — cows go moo!

Joke by Joshua C., Tulsa, Okla.
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Wes: Knock, knock.
James: Who’s there?
Wes: Dishes.
James: Dishes, who?
Wes: Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!

Joke by Weston L., Hartsville, S.C.
10 comments

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Chris: Knock, knock.
TJ: Who’s there?
Chris: Cash.
TJ: Cash, who?
Chris: No, thanks. I prefer peanuts!

Joke by Christian V., Lyme, Conn.
2 comments

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Stephen: Knock, knock.
Danny: Who’s there?
Stephen: Max.
Danny: Max, who?
Stephen: Max no difference—just open the door!

Joke by Stephen J., West Columbia, S.C.
7 comments

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Jason: Knock, knock.
Jim: Who’s there?
Jason: Dozen.
Jim: Dozen, who?
Jason: Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Joke by Jason M., Manville, R.I.
4 comments

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Anthony: Knock, knock.
James: Who’s there?
Anthony: Lettuce.
James: Lettuce, who?
Anthony: Lettuce in—it’s raining out here!

Joke by Anthony S., Brooklyn, N.Y.
2 comments

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Hayden: Knock, knock.
Chris: Who’s there?
Hayden: Ken.
Chris: Ken, who?
Hayden: Ken you just open the door, please?

Joke by Hayden D., Sioux Falls, S.D.
6 comments

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Ethan: Knock, knock.
Owen: Who’s there?
Ethan: Jamaican.
Owen: Jamaican, who?
Ethan: Jamaican me crazy; now stop it!

Joke by Ethan H., Dracut, Mass.
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Jerry: Knock, knock.
Graham: Who’s there?
Jerry: Figs.
Graham: Figs, who?
Jerry: Figs the doorbell—it’s broken!

Joke by Shmuel N., Clinton, N.J.
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Grayson: Knock, knock.
Brielle: Who’s there?
Grayson: Icy.
Brielle: Icy, who?
Grayson: Icy you through the window— now open up!

Joke by Grayson A., Longview, Wash.
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John: Knock, knock.
Caleb: Who’s there?
John: Gorilla.
Caleb: Gorilla, who?
John: Gorilla me a hamburger, please. I’m hungry!

Joke by Caleb F., Columbia, Tenn.
5 comments

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