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Knock, Knock Jokes

Nothing’s more fun than classic knock, knock jokes. Audience participation and a funny pun are the perfect formula for a funny joke.

George: Knock, knock.
Simon: Who’s there?
George: Aida.
Simon: Aida, who?
George: Aida lot of sweets, and now I’ve got a tummy ache.

Joke by Aditya B., Naperville, Ill.
6 comments

John: Knock, knock.
Justin: Who’s there?
John: Gladys.
Justin: Gladys, who?
John: Gladys the weekend—no homework!

Joke by John S., Farmington, Ga.
12 comments

Duke: Knock, knock.
Dan: Who’s there?
Duke: Wanda.
Dan: Wanda, who?
Duke: Wanda where I put that house key.

Joke by Daniel C., Nashville, Tenn.
7 comments

Charles: Knock, knock.
Kenny: Who’s there?
Charles: Wooden shoe.
Kenny: Wooden shoe, who?
Charles: Wooden shoe like to know!

Joke by Charles S., Gilbert, Ariz.
12 comments

Zane: Knock, knock.
Willie: Who’s there?
Zane: Luke.
Willie: Luke, who?
Zane: Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!

Joke by Zane M., Madison, Miss.
8 comments

Tom: Knock, knock.
Andy: Who’s there?
Tom: Harry.
Andy: Harry, who?
Tom: Harry up and open the door—it’s raining!

Joke by Thomas M., Santa Clarita, Calif.
6 comments

Acer: Knock, knock.
Earl: Who’s there?
Acer: Wendy.
Earl: Wendy, who?
Acer: Wendy today, sunny tomorrow!

Joke by Acer R., Fruita, Colo.
3 comments

Steve: Knock, knock.
John: Who’s there?
Steve: Amos.
John: Amos, who?
Steve: A mosquito just bit me! Knock, knock.
John: Now who’s there?
Steve: Andy.
John: Andy, who?
Steve: Andy just bit me again!

Joke by Ryan B., Staten Island, N.Y.
9 comments

Mark: Knock, knock.
John: Who’s there?
Mark: Wayne.
John: Wayne, who?
Mark: Wayne, wayne, go away, come again another day!

Joke by Mark P., South Elgin, Ill.
4 comments

Abe: Knock, knock.
Huey: Who’s there?
Abe: Amish.
Huey: Amish, who?
Abe: That’s funny; you don’t look like a shoe!

Joke by Abraham P., Jackson, Mich.
10 comments

Braden: Knock, knock.
Dallas: Who’s there?
Braden: Narnia.
Dallas: Narnia, who?
Braden: Narnia business!

Joke by Braden C., Milwaukie, Ore.
1 comments

Conner: Knock, knock.
Charlie: Who’s there?
Conner: Peas.
Charlie: Peas, who?
Conner: Peas let me in!

Joke by Conner S., Rochester Hills, Mich.
10 comments

Jack: Knock, knock.
Ken: Who’s there?
Jack: Dewey.
Ken: Dewey, who?
Jack: Dewey have to listen to all this knocking?

Joke by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
1 comments

Rhett: Knock, knock.
John: Who’s there?
Rhett: Alfred.
John: Alfred, who?
Rhett: Alfred the needle; you tie the knot!

Joke by Rhett G., Wylie, Tex.
3 comments

Bobby: Knock, knock.
Billy: Who’s there?
Bobby: Alex.
Billy: Alex, who?
Bobby: Alex plain later. Just let me in!

Joke by Kyle T., Midlothian, Va.
2 comments

Jarrett: Knock, knock.
David: Who’s there?
Jarrett: Noel.
David: Noel, who?
Jarrett: No elbows on the table, please!

Joke by Jarrett W., Stratford, Conn.
0 comments

Adam: Knock, knock.
Amanda: Who’s there?
Adam: Cash.
Amanda: Cash, who?
Adam: I didn’t know you were a nut!

Joke by Adam B., Lake Forest, Calif.
1 comments

Tommy: Knock, knock.
Chris: Who’s there?
Tommy: Dwayne.
Chris: Dwayne, who?
Tommy: Dwayne the bathtub. I’m dwowning!

Joke by Patrick M., Wakefield, Mass.
6 comments

Jose: Knock, knock.
Julio: Who’s there?
Jose: Emma.
Julio: Emma, who?
Jose: Emma bit cold out here—will you let me in?

Joke by Jose F., Huntington Beach, Calif.
1 comments

Nick: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who’s there?
Nick: Punch.
Sam: Punch, who?
Nick: Not me!

Joke by Nick M., Conifer, Colo.
6 comments

Praharsh: Knock, knock.
Nikhil: Who’s there?
Praharsh: Noah.
Nikhil: Noah, who?
Praharsh: Noah good place to eat around here?

Joke by Praharsh V., Bethlehem, Pa.
1 comments

Kevin: Knock, knock.
Jason: Who’s there?
Kevin: Adore.
Jason: Adore, who?
Kevin: Adore is between us!

Joke by Joseph M., Blountville, Tenn.
7 comments

Matt: Knock, knock.
Jake: Who’s there?
Matt: Kitten.
Jake: Kitten, who?
Matt: Quit kitten around and open the door!

Joke by Joshua P., Brighton, Mich.
4 comments

Ted: Knock, knock.
Wayne: Who’s there?
Ted: Ketchup.
Wayne: Ketchup, who?
Ted: Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you.

Joke by Austin L., Shickshinny, Pa.
4 comments

Jack: Knock, knock.
Ken: Who’s there?
Jack: Dewey.
Ken: Dewey, who?
Jack: Dewey have to listen to all this knocking?

Joke by Jack G., Overland Park, Kan.
3 comments

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