Steve: Knock, knock.
John: Who’s there?
Steve: Amos.
John: Amos, who?
Steve: A mosquito just bit me! Knock, knock.
John: Now who’s there?
Steve: Andy.
John: Andy, who?
Steve: Andy just bit me again!
Joke submitted by Ryan B., Staten Island, N.Y.
Steve: Knock, knock.
John: Who’s there?
Steve: Amos.
John: Amos, who?
Steve: A mosquito just bit me! Knock, knock.
John: Now who’s there?
Steve: Andy.
John: Andy, who?
Steve: Andy just bit me again!
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I got my whole family on it. They were laughing for 3 hours.
Why did you say that? And good joke, Ryan!
I think that joke is pretty clever!Takes a lot of creativity to come up with things like that !!!!!!!!
very funny made me lol!
thats funny and a very good joke 2 knock jokes in one 🙂
This is the only joke I’ve seen that has 2 in 1! Great job, Ryan!
2 much funny plese stop britnie
it took me a little while, but eventualy got it.very funny
Corny and goofy at the same time