Laugh at 100s of Funny Knock, Knock Jokes by Scout Life Readers

Corey: Knock, knock.
Bill: Who’s there?
Corey: Howl.
Bill: Howl, who?
Corey: Howl you ever know if you don’t open the door?

Joke by Corey T., Norwalk, Calif.
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Justin: Knock, knock!
Frank: Who’s there?
Justin: Ether.
Frank: Ether, who?
Justin: Ether Bunny!
Justin: Knock, knock!
Frank: Who’s there?
Justin: Another.
Frank: Another, who?
Justin: Another Ether Bunny!
Justin: Knock, knock!
Frank: Who’s there?
Justin: Stella.
Frank: Stella, who?
Justin: Stella ’nother Ether Bunny!
Justin: Knock, knock!
Frank: Who’s there?
Justin: Consumption.
Frank: Consumption, who?
Justin: Consumption be done about all these Ether Bunnies?

Joke by Justin M., Canal Winchester, Ohio
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Anna: Knock, knock.
Margaret: Who’s there?
Anna: Anna!
Margaret: Anna, who?
Anna: Anna one, anna two...!

Joke by Margaret M., Cary, Ill.
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Joe: Knock, knock!

Moe: Who’s there?

Joe: Pencil.

Moe: Pencil, who?

Joe: Pencil fall down if you don’t have a belt.

Joke by Daniel K., Birmingham, Ala.
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Jenny: Knock, knock.

Steve: Who’s there?

Jenny: Water.

Steve: Water, who?

Jenny: Water you waiting for? Open up!

Joke by Sebastian B., Beaverton, Ore.
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Josiah: Knock, knock.

Jedidiah: Who’s there?

Josiah: Goliath.

Jedidiah: Goliath, who?

Josiah: I need to Goliath down. I feel sick!

Joke by Josiah N., Fairfax, Va.
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Santa: Knock, knock.

Elf: Who’s there?

Santa: Olive.

Elf: Olive, who?

Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Joke by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.
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Jared: Knock, knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jared: Diesel.

Joe: Diesel, who?

Jared: Diesel be your last chance to open the door!

Joke by Jared R., Garrison, Mont.
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Justin: Knock, knock.

Colton: Who’s there?

Justin: Freeze.

Colton: Freeze, who?

Justin: Freeze a jolly good fellow…

Joke by Justin O., Pickerington, Ohio.
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Rebecca: Knock, knock.

Alex: Who’s there?

Rebecca: Anita.

Alex: Anita, who?

Rebecca: Anita another knock-knock joke. I’m all out.

Joke by Alex S., Atkinson, N.H.
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Kenny: Knock, knock.

Jenny: Who’s there?

Kenny: Little old lady.

Jenny: Little old lady, who?

Kenny: I didn’t know you could yodel!

Joke by Kenny T., Itasca, Ill.
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Don: Knock, knock.

Jon: Who’s there?

Don: Wilma.

Jon: Wilma,who?

Don: Wilma supper be ready pretty soon?

Joke by Ryan M., Oberlin, Kan.
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Adam: Knock, knock.

Seth: Who’s there?

Adam: Doris.

Seth: Doris, who?

Adam: Doris locked, that’s why I knocked.

Joke by Adam S., Thousand Oaks, Calif.
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Joe: Knock, knock.

Bo: Who’s there?

Joe: Stan.

Bo: Stan, who?

Joe: Stan back, I’m gonna break the door down!

Joke by Joseph G., Acton, Mass.
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Bob: Knock, knock.

Ed: Who’s there?

Bob: Olive.

Ed: Olive, who?

Bob: Eat Olive your vegetables!

Joke by Zac E., Lens, Belgium
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John: Knock, knock.

Ron: Who’s there?

John: Ice cream soda.

Ron: Ice cream soda, who?

John: Ice cream soda people can hear me!

Joke by Jonathan L., Miller Place, N.Y.
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Garrett: Knock, knock.

Phillip: Who’s there?

Garrett: Radio.

Phillip: Radio, who?

Garrett: Radio not, here I come!

Joke by Garrett C., Bedford, Ky.
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Mathew: Knock, knock.

Eric: Who’s there?

Mathew: Canoe.

Eric: Canoe, who?

Mathew: Canoe help me with my homework?

Joke by Stephen P., Round Rock, Tex.
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Colin: Knock, knock.

Caleb: Who’s there?

Colin: Lettuce.

Caleb: Lettuce, who?

Colin: Lettuce in! It’s cold out here!

Joke by Colin M., Garland, Tex.
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John: Knock knock!

Joe: Who’s there?

John: Yule!

Joe: Yule, who?

John: Yule never know until you open the door!

Joke by Joe K., Santa Clara, Calif.
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James: Knock, Knock.

Jenny: Who’s there?

James: Butcher.

Jenny: Butcher, who?

James: Butcher arms around me and give me a big hug!

Joke by James R., Strongsville, Ohio
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Ned: Knock Knock.

Ted: Who’s there?

Ned: Donut.

Ted: Donut, who?

Ned: Please donut bother me now. I’m busy.

Joke by Nick R. M., San Antonio, Tex.
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Dink: Knock, knock.

Duff: Who’s there?

Dink: Who.

Duff: Who, who?

Dink: I didn’t know you spoke owl!

Joke by David T., Fort Myers, Fla
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Jim: Knock, knock.

Tim: Who’s there?

Jim: Uno.

Tim: Uno, who?

Jim: Uno Spanish?

Joke by James T., Lansing, Mich.
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Eric: Knock, Knock.

Holden: Who’s there?

Eric: Adore.

Holden: Adore, who?

Eric: Adore is between us.

Eric: Knock, knock.

Holden: Who’s there?

Eric: Abbot.

Holden: Abbot, who?

Eric: Abbot you open this door?

Eric: Knock, knock.

Holden: Who’s there?

Eric: Ben Hur.

Holden: Ben Hur, who?

Eric: Ben Hur waiting 10 minutes for you to get the door already.

Eric: Knock, knock.

Holden: Who’s there?

Eric: Al.

Holden: Al, who?

Eric: Al stop all the knocking if you just let me in!

Joke by Brendan A., Shelbyville, Ind.
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