Knock, Knock Jokes

Nothing’s more fun than classic knock, knock jokes. Audience participation and a funny pun are the perfect formula for a funny joke.

Eric: Knock, Knock.

Holden: Who’s there?

Eric: Adore.

Holden: Adore, who?

Eric: Adore is between us.

Eric: Knock, knock.

Holden: Who’s there?

Eric: Abbot.

Holden: Abbot, who?

Eric: Abbot you open this door?

Eric: Knock, knock.

Holden: Who’s there?

Eric: Ben Hur.

Holden: Ben Hur, who?

Eric: Ben Hur waiting 10 minutes for you to get the door already.

Eric: Knock, knock.

Holden: Who’s there?

Eric: Al.

Holden: Al, who?

Eric: Al stop all the knocking if you just let me in!

Joke by Brendan A., Shelbyville, Ind.
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