Mathew: Knock, knock.
Eric: Who’s there?
Mathew: Canoe.
Eric: Canoe, who?
Mathew: Canoe help me with my homework?
Joke submitted by Stephen P., Round Rock, Tex.
Mathew: Knock, knock.
Eric: Who’s there?
Mathew: Canoe.
Eric: Canoe, who?
Mathew: Canoe help me with my homework?
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