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Knock, Knock Jokes

Nothing’s more fun than classic knock, knock jokes. Audience participation and a funny pun are the perfect formula for a funny joke.

Dan: Knock, knock.

Kody: Who’s there?

Dan: Fire!

Kody: Fire, who?

Dan: Fire you standing there? Quick! Get an extinguisher!

Joke by Daniel M. C., Livermore, Calif.
4 comments

Pedro: Knock, knock.

Ordep: Who’s there?

Pedro: Latin!

Ordep: Latin, who?

Pedro: Latin me in would be a good idea!

Joke by Tyler E., Juneau, Alaska
1 comments

Joe: Knock, knock.

Bo: Who’s there?

Joe: Owl.

Bo: Owl, who?

Joe: Owl get the door.

Joke by Joseph F., Greensboro, N.C.
2 comments

Logan: Knock, knock.

Hogan: Who’s there?

Logan: Dismay.

Hogan: Dismay,who?

Logan: Dismay be the wrong door, but please let me in anyway!

Joke by Logan D., Vancleave, Miss.
1 comments

Malcolm: Knock, knock.

Shane: Who’s there?

Malcolm: Panther.

Shane: Panther, who?

Malcolm: Let me in! My panther on fire!

Joke by Malcolm R., Boxford, Mass.
1 comments

Rita: Knock, knock.

Edna: Who’s there?

Rita: Rita.

Edna: Rita, who?

Rita: Rita book, you might learn something!

Joke by Steve L., Hatfield, Pa.
0 comments

Taylor: Knock, knock.

Ryan: Who’s there?

Taylor: Wa.

Ryan: Wa, who?

Taylor: Gee, you’re happy!

Joke by Taylor C., Brunswick, Ga.
0 comments

Josh: Knock, knock.

Jake: Who’s there?

Josh: Jamaica.

Jake: Jamaica, who?

Josh: Jamaica me crazy with your knock-knock jokes!

Joke by Joshua L. W., Friendship, Wis.
2 comments

Brandon: Knock, knock.

Brian: Who’s there?

Brandon: Cowsgo.

Brian: Cowsgo, who?

Brandon: Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

Joke by Brandon F., Clintonville, Wis.
0 comments

Ted: Knock, knock.

Tom: Who’s there?

Ted: Who.

Tom: Who, who?

Ted: There an echo in here?

Joke by Timothy R., Torrance, Calif.
2 comments

Ethan: Knock, knock.

Eddy: Who’s there?

Ethan: Offer.

Eddy: Offer, who?

Ethan: Offer got the rest of the joke!

Joke by Ethan N., Geneva, Neb.
3 comments

Tim: Knock, knock.

Jim: Who’s there?

Tim: Just open the door!

Jim: Just open the door, who?

Tim: The door is locked—and my name’s not “who”!

Joke by Justin S., Boynton Beach, Fla.
3 comments

Adam: Knock, knock.

Arian: Who’s there?

Adam: Artichokes.

Arian: Artichokes, who?

Adam: Artichokes when he eats too fast.

Joke by Adam T., Towaco, N.J.
2 comments

Pedro: Knock, knock.

Ordep: Who’s there?

Pedro: Isabel.

Ordep: Isabel, who?

Pedro: Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Joke by Nakul S. N., Pleasanton, Calif.
3 comments

Greg: Knock, knock.

Eric: Who’s there?

Greg: Achoo!

Eric: Achoo, who?

Greg: Achoo-choo train just went by.

Joke by Jacob N., Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
8 comments

Katie: Knock, knock.

Teddy: Who’s there?

Katie: Olive.

Teddy: Olive, who?

Katie: Olive just around the corner.

Joke by Katie T., Cheyenne, Wyo.
3 comments

Tom: Knock, knock.

Tim: Who’s there?

Tom: A herd.

Tim: A herd, who?

Tom: A herd you were home, so I came right over!

Joke by James B., Minneapolis, Minn.
0 comments

Kay: Knock, knock.

Ray: Who’s there?

Kay: Aida.

Ray: Aida, who?

Kay: Aida lot of sweets, and now I’ve got a tummy-ache!

Joke by Ray W., Stone Mountain, Ga.
1 comments

Tim: Knock, knock.

Jim: Who’s there?

Tim: Wire.

Jim: Wire, who?

Tim: Wire people telling these silly knock-knock jokes? Most people have a doorbell!

Joke by Tim H., Layton, Utah
0 comments

Joel: Knock, knock.

John: Who’s there?

Joel: Xena.

John: Xena, who?

Joel: Xena good movie lately?

Joke by John and Joel M., West Bloomfield, Mich.
1 comments

Mike: Knock, knock.

Ike: Come in.

Mike: No, no, you’ve got it all wrong.

Joke by Zack C., Stamford, Conn.
0 comments

Dylan: Knock, knock.

Donny: Who’s there?

Dylan: Sue.

Donny: Sue, who?

Dylan: Sue prize!

Joke by Dylan P., Tucson, Ariz.
3 comments

Craig: Knock, knock.

Greg: Who’s there?

Craig: Eliza.

Greg: Eliza, who?

Craig: Eliza wake at night, thinking of knock-knock jokes.

Joke by Graham L., Chelmsford, Mass.
5 comments

Mike: Knock, knock.

Ike: Who’s there?

Mike: Howell.

Ike: Howell, who?

Mike: Howell I get in if you won’t unlock the door?

Joke by Michael B., Varysburg, N.Y.
0 comments

Jake: Knock, knock.

Jack: Who’s there?

Jake: Aware.

Jack: Aware, who?

Jake: Aware, aware has my magazine gone?

Joke by Jacob D. P., Orem, Utah
0 comments

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