Knock, Knock Jokes – Page 8 of 8

Zach: Knock, knock.

Andy: Who’s there?

Zach: Donut.

Andy: Donut, who?

Zach: Donut forget to wear a helmet!

Joke by Zachary L., Oakmont, Pa.
2 comments

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Josh: Knock, knock.

James: Who’s there?

Josh: Waddle.

James: Waddle, who?

Josh: Waddle you give me if I go away?

Joke by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio
3 comments

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Jeff: Knock, knock.

Mark: Who’s there?

Jeff: Amanda.

Mark: Amanda, who?

Jeff: Amanda fix the refrigerator’s here!

Joke by Margaret M., Cary, Ill.
2 comments

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Ted: Knock, knock.

Ned: Who’s there?

Ted: Woo.

Ned: Woo, who?

Ted: Don’t get so excited—it’s just a joke.

Joke by Alvin F., Union City, Calif.
5 comments

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Tim: Knock, knock.

Tom: Who's there?

Tim: Alex.

Tom: Alex, who?

Tim: Alex plain when you let me in!

Joke by Alvin F., Union City, Calif.
1 comments

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Seth: Knock, knock.

Sam: Who's there?

Seth: Arthur.

Sam: Arthur, who?

Seth: Arthur anymore cookies? I'm hungry!

Joke by Allen N., Fergus Falls, Minn.
1 comments

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Leader: Knock, knock.

Scout: Who's there?

Leader: Noah.

Scout: Noah, who?

Leader: Noah how to build a fast pinewood derby car?

Joke by Jennifer A., Parker, Tex.
0 comments

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Matt: Knock, knock.

Mark: Who's there?

Matt: Annie.

Mark: Annie, who?

Matt: Annie body home?

Joke by Matthew S., Mandeville, La.
4 comments

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Maisi: Knock, knock.

Daisy: Who's there?

Maisi: Land.

Daisy: Land, who?

Maisi: No, land ho!

Joke by Maisi B., Haines, Alaska
2 comments

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Michael: Knock, knock.

Alex: Who's there?

Michael: Dishes.

Alex: Dishes, who?

Michael: Dishes your friend—open the door!

Joke by Michael L., East Troy, Wis.
7 comments

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Paul: Knock, knock

Lynn: Who's there?

Paul: Juicy.

Lynn: Juicy, who?

Paul: Juicy who threw that snowball at me?

Joke by Ameen M., Mililani, Hawaii
1 comments

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Jim: Knock, knock.

Jeff: Who's there?

Jim: Beehive.

Jeff: Beehive, who?

Jim: Beehive nicely and open the door!

Joke by Jefferson W., Simsbury, Conn.
1 comments

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Pedro: Knock, knock.

Boss: Who's there?

Pedro: Woody.

Boss: Woody, who?

Pedro: Woody you like to buy some Boy Scout popcorn?

Joke by Kyle J., Omaha, Neb.
0 comments

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Alex: Knock, knock.

Zander: Who's there?

Alex: Alex.

Zander: Alex, who?

Alex: Alex the questions around here.

Joke by Alex N., Milford, N.J.
1 comments

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Josh: Knock, knock!

Samantha: Who's there?

Josh: Dexter.

Samantha: Dexter, who?

Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio
3 comments

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Tom: Knock, knock.

Jerry: Who's there?

Tom: Dewey.

Jerry: Dewey, who?

Tom: Dewey have the key yet?

Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Tex.
1 comments

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Mike: Knock, knock.

Ike: Who's there?

Mike: Heaven.

Ike: Heaven, who?

Mike: Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?

Joke by John S., Waterford, Conn.
2 comments

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Jack: Knock, knock.

Sam: Who's there?

Jack: Figs!

Sam: Figs, who?

Jack: Figs the doorbell! It's broken!

1 comments

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Robert: Knock, knock.

Jack: Who's there?

Robert: Beets.

Jack: Beets, who?

Robert: Beets me!

Joke by Robert F., Cheyenne, Wyo.
7 comments

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Nathanael: Knock, knock.

Cindy: Who's there?

Nathanael: Distressing.

Cindy: Distressing, who?

Nathanael: Distressing has too much vinegar!

Joke by Nathanael C., Schaumburg, Ill.
4 comments

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Sam: Knock, knock!

Grant: Who's there?

Sam: Little old lady.

Grant: Little old lady, who?

Sam: Wow! I didn't know you could yodel.

Joke by Sam P., Orem, Utah
22 comments

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Quinn: Knock, knock.

Ron: Who's there?

Quinn: Jess.

Ron: Jess, who?

Quinn: Jess me and my shadow.

Joke by Curtis C., Frankfort, Ill.
7 comments

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