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Knock, Knock Jokes

Nothing’s more fun than classic knock, knock jokes. Audience participation and a funny pun are the perfect formula for a funny joke.

Pat: Knock, knock.

Matt: Who’s there?

Pat: Moscow.

Matt: Moscow, who?

Pat: Moscow’s brown, and Pa’s cow is black.

Joke by Patrick D., Charlotte Hall, Md.
1 comments

Jacques: Knock, knock.

Jill: Who’s there?

Jacques: Eiffel.

Jill: Eiffel, who?

Jacques: Eiffel awful. Let’s get down off this tower!

Joke by Treston T., Enterprise, Ala.
2 comments

Marsha: Will you remember me tomorrow?

John: Yes.

Marsha: Will you remember me in a month?

John: Yes.

Marsha: Will you remember me in a year?

John: Yes.

Marsha: Will you remember me in five years?

John: Yes.

Marsha: Knock, knock.

John: Who’s there?

Marsha: See? You forgot me already!

Joke by Jimmy B., Alpena, Mich.
27 comments

Dave: Knock, knock.

Abe: Who’s there?

Dave: Avenue.

Abe: Avenue, who?

Dave: Avenue heard me knocking all this time?

Joke by David A., Slidell, La.
1 comments

Sean: Knock, Knock.

Fawn: Who’s there?

Sean: Murray.

Fawn: Murray who?

Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Joke by Sean H., Farmington, NM
0 comments

Ian: Knock, knock.

Leon: Who’s there?

Ian: Dishes.

Leon: Dishes, who?

Ian: Dishes da pizza guy.  I’ve got your order!

Joke by Ian B., Bay Village, Ohio
1 comments

Luke: Knock, knock.

Jake: Who’s there?

Luke: Luke.

Jake: Luke, who?

Luke: Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.

Joke by Luke T., Northglenn, Colo.
0 comments

Jane: Knock, knock.

Jill: Who’s there?

Jane: Annette.

Jill: Annette, who?

Jane: Annette catches more fish than a hook.

Joke by Brien V., Lewis Center, Ohio
2 comments

Daniel: Knock, knock.

Preston: Who’s there?

Daniel: Monkey.

Preston: Monkey, who?

Daniel: Monkey won’t fit, that’s why I knocked.

Joke by John D., San Antonio, Tex.
2 comments

Dan: Knock, knock.

Ann: Who’s there?

Dan: Offer.

Ann: Offer, who?

Dan: Offer got my key. Unlock the door!

Joke by Daniel D. B., Fort Collins, Colo.
0 comments

Mel: Knock, knock.



Del: Who’s there?



Mel: Shelby.



Del: Shelby, who?



Mel: Shelby comin’ around the mountain when she comes.

Joke by Shelby T. L., Chesapeake, Va.
1 comments

Caleb: Knock, knock.



Colin: Who’s there?



Caleb: Panther.



Colin: Panther, who?



Caleb: Panther no panths, I’m going swimming!

Joke by Caleb W., Portland, Ore.
6 comments

Jim: Knock, knock.

Tim: Who’s there?

Jim: Icy.

Tim: Icy, who?

Jim: Icy your eyes through the peephole.

Joke by Ryan W., Rome, N.Y.
2 comments

Ben: Knock, knock.



Flynn: Who’s there?



Ben: Hutch.



Flynn: Hutch, who?



Ben: Looks like you’re coming down with something!

Joke by Benjamin H., Franktown, Colo.
0 comments

Ann: Knock, knock.



Dan: Who’s there?



Ann: Abby.



Dan: Abby, who?



Ann: Abby birthday!

 

Joke by Greer V., Edina, Minn.
4 comments

Jay: Knock, knock.

Kay: Who’s there?

Jay: Ladybug.

Kay: Ladybug, who?

Jay: Lady, bug someone else for a change, O.K.?

Joke by Henry W., Fremont, Calif.
9 comments

Joey: Knock, knock.

Zooey: Who’s there?

Joey: Carl.

Zooey: Carl, who?

Joey: Carl get you there faster than a bike!

Joke by Zakiya N., Freeport, N.Y.
0 comments

Zach: Knock, knock.



Andy: Who’s there?



Zach: Donut.



Andy: Donut, who?



Zach: Donut forget to wear a helmet!

 

Joke by Zachary L., Oakmont, Pa.
2 comments

Josh: Knock, knock.

James: Who’s there?

Josh: Waddle.

James: Waddle, who?

Josh: Waddle you give me if I go away?

Joke by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio
3 comments

Jeff: Knock, knock.

Mark: Who’s there?

Jeff: Amanda.

Mark: Amanda, who?

Jeff: Amanda fix the refrigerator’s here!

Joke by Margaret M., Cary, Ill.
2 comments

Ted: Knock, knock.

Ned: Who’s there?

Ted: Woo.

Ned: Woo, who?

Ted: Don’t get so excited—it’s just a joke.

Joke by Alvin F., Union City, Calif.
5 comments

Tim: Knock, knock.

Tom: Who's there?

Tim: Alex.

Tom: Alex, who?

Tim: Alex plain when you let me in!

Joke by Alvin F., Union City, Calif.
1 comments

Seth: Knock, knock.

Sam: Who's there?

Seth: Arthur.

Sam: Arthur, who?

Seth: Arthur anymore cookies? I'm hungry!

Joke by Allen N., Fergus Falls, Minn.
1 comments

Leader: Knock, knock.

Scout: Who's there?

Leader: Noah.

Scout: Noah, who?

Leader: Noah how to build a fast pinewood derby car?

Joke by Jennifer A., Parker, Tex.
1 comments

Matt: Knock, knock.

Mark: Who's there?

Matt: Annie.

Mark: Annie, who?

Matt: Annie body home?

Joke by Matthew S., Mandeville, La.
4 comments

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