Malcolm: Knock, knock.
Shane: Who’s there?
Malcolm: Panther.
Shane: Panther, who?
Malcolm: Let me in! My panther on fire!
Joke submitted by Malcolm R., Boxford, Mass.
Malcolm: Knock, knock.
Shane: Who’s there?
Malcolm: Panther.
Shane: Panther, who?
Malcolm: Let me in! My panther on fire!
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Quick! Give that dude a bucket of water!