Tim: Knock, knock.
Jim: Who’s there?
Tim: Just open the door!
Jim: Just open the door, who?
Tim: The door is locked—and my name’s not “who”!
Knock, knock. Just open the door!
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Joke submitted by Justin S., Boynton Beach, Fla.
Loading...Tim: Knock, knock.
Jim: Who’s there?
Tim: Just open the door!
Jim: Just open the door, who?
Tim: The door is locked—and my name’s not “who”!
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That’s probably the best “knock-knock” joke i’ve ever heard. I say “A+”
i agree
Best joke ever!!!!