Loading...A woman decides to go on a photo safari in Africa. She takes her pet dachshund along for company.
One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies, and before long the little dog discovers it’s lost. Suddenly the dog sees a hungry leopard bounding toward it.
The dachshund thinks, I’m in deep trouble now! But then it notices some bones on the ground and immediately settles down to chew on them.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?” Hearing this, the leopard halts its attack. With a look of terror, it slinks away into the trees.
“Whew,” says the leopard. “That was close. That dachshund nearly had me.”
Meanwhile, a monkey that had seen the whole thing decides to put this knowledge to good use, trading it for protection from the leopard.
The monkey goes to tell the leopard it has been duped. The leopard is furious. “Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”
Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on its back, and thinks, Uh-oh, what am I going to do now? But instead of running, the dog sits down with its back to its attackers, pretending it hasn’t seen them yet.
As the leopard and monkey get close enough to hear, the dachshund says, “Where’s that monkey? I sent it off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!”
LOL!!!! This is a so funny. I wish I had a smart dog like that.
My daughter still wants to know how the smart doggie got back home.
thats very funny
heheheheh!
Nice joke,Carl C.
wow’thats funny
😆 good:lol:
Carl that is hularious
that was good 3 stars
Pretty funny! 😀
i love it,it’s very well told 5 stars
heh heh heh funny joke me like
HAHAHA!!!!!!That is very smart of the dachsund!This joke has me LOL’ing!
5 STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would rate it 10 stars
I like it (the leopard is weird)
pretty good
(rofl)
LOL
Too Bad for the lepord
I really enjoyed this joke!!
Theres a story similar to this joke.
What a smart dog!!
Good 1 !!!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I give it 2 thumbs up!
LOL AWESOME JOKE
funny
FUNNY!
good joke one smart dog. t wounder what would happen if the lepord had friends!
***** =>)
That was a very funny joke. FIVE STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol i love that one!
HAHA, funny. That dachsund is going to get eatin someday!
ok
Lol, great joke.
ha ha ha!
I liked the dog because he Rocks!$
awesome joke!!! it reminds me of my duschhound.
Loved this one!
Lol dude awsome joke
It reminds me of my dog but there shepherds
thiat is the best joke in all of my 11 years
That joke is such a laugh
ok
5 stars!! 😀
goood one
LOL man!
THAT AS SMART 🙂
i don’t get it???
1,000,000 stars!
great joke five stars*****
ha ha ha ha lol that was funny 5 stars!!!!! 🙂
that was fuuuuuuuuuuunny
Good joke its not very obvious what the dachsund was going to do.
Five Stars *****
cool joke 1,000,000,000,000,000 stars (i don’t know what that # is)
That’s one quintillion stars, jbob.
That was SOOOOO good, I will tell that to my Buddys ;-)LOL
Ha ha ha, so funny. 5 stars
Now, THAT is one smart dog! Nice one!
awesome i love that joke!
hilarious. 5 stars
ha ha ha that was funny 🙂
Great joke!
really funny, but not as good as “Pa won’t like it”
NICE!
Ha! That’s clever!
Did not see that comin’ lol
That was a cute joke! NICE GOING!
whell, that was a pretty nice and cute joke (1,000 stars), but as a millionare, i have heard none better.
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE I CAN TELL IT AT WORK AND NOT GET FIRED
i like this joke
AWSOME!
it’s good
Very clever lol I have a dachshund!
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
🙂
Thats Awsome!!!!
that is one smart and funny dog, good one!
=)
LOL very funny
A duchhund fooled a leperd funny
I wonder if that would work with a school bully.
that is soo funny
so sweet man! that was cool
dude!!! that dogs smart im spreding the word to my friends
Pretty smart, heh.
dude that mightjust work
Hahahahahaaaa! That is one smart pooch!
That’s a great joke! That dog is awesome! I wish I had one…
it’s not funny, it’s HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUNy
“Ha, ha. Very funny, Jokey!” “It was!!”
dude, you should be a comeedeain! that was drop dead holarious!
These are really hilarious jokes.
That smart dog is HILARIOUS 5 STARS!!!
that was the funniest joke I have ever read
if i where the leoperd i would ahve killed it anyway
NICE ONE! .M.J. JUST LAUGHED
good 1
This is a really original and funny joke. All my friends and family love it. Whenever someone asks me 4 a joke this is what I give them. They laugh every time! I love it!
this is the funniest joke ever
[I would have killed the dog anyway]
🙂
That was like one of the funiest jokes ever!
Wow!! If I were the monkey, I’d do some fast talking quick!!!
6 out of 5 stars!!!
Dude one stupid leperd 🙂
I wish my dog was just as smart
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS JOKE DOESN’T HAVE ALL FIVE STARS! It should have a billion stars! I mean… that is one smart dog!
i read it and thought it got from me 4and a half stars out of 5
I VOTED 1,00000 STARS!!!!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!
i do not get it
that was a pretty good one, I gotta say, it might be a winner.
He He, pretty good…
I guess a lepord would taste good, but id rather have the dog… with some hot sauce.
I agree With I can spel godes.
good 1
lol!!!!!
smart dog or dumb leopard?
THAT WAS 2 FUNNY! ALTHOUGH? I FEEL BAD 4 DA MONKEY
Hilarious!
PRETTY GOOD,PRETTY GOOD BUT IS THE DACHSUND LOST FOREVER?
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny joke!
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
send some more in! PLEASE!
He He,
its pretty funny but did the dashund be left in africa?
is that a corn dog, a hot dog, or a chili dog
do the dachsund ever go back or does it keep scaring leoperds
That was a nice joke! But does the dog ever get back to its owner?
THAT WAS HILAROUS!!!!!!!!
i like it but…IT WAS HILARIOUS
that was awesome
that was cool and funy
Funny and catchy but truly HALARIUS
Great Joke.
=-D
hardy har har funny stuff guys
Dachshunds are very smart and This joke is SO LOL
Bye-bye monkey! HILARIOUS!! Nice job!
WOW !THAT WAS AN AWESOME ONE. BUT IS HE CLEVER ENOUGH TO FIND HIS WAY BACK?
Man, that’s one perfect pooch!
really funny !
That is so funny it is one of the few jokes on here to make lol 🙂 great job!!
Nice! 5 Stars!
hilarios that isnt silver its gold!!!!
Ha Ha Ha.
i dont get it
thats hilarious! 😀
good bye monkey!!!!!!!!
poor monky
poor monkey! 🙁 😉 :);(
its really funny,..love it,,.
that dog was smart and it was really funny!!!!!
Nice!
BY BY Monkey eh?!?!?
hahaha! did you make that up?
that is won uv da funniest jokes iv ever seen 🙂
Smart Trick Dachshund Hee Hee Good Joke
Of course… dogs are so awesome they always win |/|
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I wish my dog was that smart though…=)
Lol… You can just imagine what the leopard did next :-{ pwing!!
thats weird dogs dont eat leopards 2 thums up
Cool joke you fooled that leopard.
This joke is awesome!
that is one smart dog
Whatever happened to the monkey?
we’re smart 🙂
HILARIOUS! How’d you come up with it? That’s funnier than well……EVERYTHING!!
I WANT THAT DOG
DUD! i feel sorry for the monkey…
that is an awsome joke! i have a dachund he’d never get that smart!! but i love him
funny!@#$%^&*() 🙂 🙁 😉
dogs are smarter then cats!
the lepored wasnt to happy then i guess
Nice one, monkey in trouble now!
HAHAHAHA
For monkey, dont be a tattletale.
(Staring at monkey bones now)
Go cubs
That was funny! Where did you find that joke? Also, how do you submit jokes??
Go to Jokes section, click the add a submit a joke button, fill the form saying youre 13 (or if your older put in youre real age) put in a joke, and click submit.
NICE PUN.
That was awesome! ROFL! That woman could make a million $ by airing that dog onT.V. lol
SUPER FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bwa ha ha that was funny!!!!!!!
Good ol’ classics!
that was the funniest joke i have ever heard
hahahaha that leaperd was duped
one hour later…… (monkey bones laying on the ground)
THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING SUPER COOL AWESOME JOKE I JUST LOVE IT I READ IT OVER AND OVER
boring
could be better.
that is so funny! dogs are so cool!!!
one f the funniest jokes i’ve heard in a loooooong time
good one
so good i had to comment it’s goodness again
that is the best joke ive ever heard
what a smart dog
awsome i never tasted it but that is the bestest joke!!
that dog is so danged smart
NICE DOG YOU GOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is my favorite joke ever! I am glad I found it because I always forget how it goes. ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. That’s one really smart dog.
Wow, that’s hilarious!
nice, swell, the list goes on and on!
Roll…….
On……
Floor……
Laughing…….
great joke my mom even liked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That monkey is so busted! (5 stars) 🙂
that monkey is soooooo busted
other top rated jokes on this website aren’t this good. But this is the BEST JOKE EVER! 5*
That was awesome! LOL!!:)
I have a dachsund and she smart too, Too SMART
that was good. my dad like collapsed
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 (quintillion) stars
I have a dachshund myself and there is no way she’s that smart, she’s afraid of flies.
Great joke I give it five stars.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha LAUGH-O-METER can’t stop laughing therefore the joke gets 1,000,000 out of 1,000,000!!!!
I’d love to see the hairs on the leopard’s back(and on the monkey’s). ッ
Hawhawhaw!! ^_^ Funny!!
The monkey was owned!
Very smart dog! Good joke.
I wish MY dachshund was that smart.
lol so funny
He is tricky and clever but he could learn sarcasm from me, a fluid speaker.
give this man a round of applause
hahahaha i wish my dog was that smart
what a good joke!
THAT. DOG. IS. A. GENIUS.
I hope his name is Einstein. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Lol. That was the funniest joke ever. One smart dog!
thats really funny (what happened to the monkey?)
LOL
couldn’t stop laughing