Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
Johnny: In jail!
Where did they meet?
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Joke submitted by Glenn J., Santa Ana, Calif.
Loading...Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
Johnny: In jail!
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if they did meet, they’d have to drive on the bottem of the ocean!
Where did they meet
it is OK
no they wouldn’t, tiger64! still a pretty good joke… 5 stars
they would not meet in jail. their cars would run out of gas first.
they’d crash on the highway and they would run otu of gas.
prety good.
lotta comments about funning out of gas, but u guys don’t seem to understand. they were driving trains! rotflol
lol, I noticed I said “funning” instead of “running” right when I hit the submit button.
good job!
smart kid!
Five stars. 🙂 *****
awesome joke man keep up the good work
good joke man pretty funny
Great Joke but what does m.p.h. meen
I LOVE IT!
Awsome joke. by the way big boy M.P.H means miles per hour. five stars *****:-)
I agree with Johny! Can cars even go 250m.p.h?
I like it it is very funny
LOL LOL LOL
come on m.p.h. Means miles per hour
This is halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes surtain cars can go up to 260 before the proportion of the cars mass decides to give out and the car then becomes a swerving death machine.
Wow. If they hadn’t met in jail, their cars would’ve run out of gas. Or not. Or, maybe they would crash. It’s funny though. 5 stars.
Nice!!!
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i dont get it
HAHAHA!!! 😆
Tell that to the JUDGE!!!!
I’ve heard that one so many times but it still never gets old
lol! 🙂 they most likely would :O
I was laughing so hard I thought I would die:lol
Mom thought it would be in the hospital : )
or they meet 7 hours after leaving their home…
…in traffic.
I get it
THAT IS SUCH A GOOD JOKE !
they’d meet in heaven (they’d crash)
CRASH! BOOM! those are the images going through my head.
It was a very funny joke
i had thoughts of them crashing! jail is still funny
That was a pretty funny joke which is hard to come by. 🙂
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why would they want there cars to meet. CR@SH!! Duh
In the hospital; the sheriff wouldn’t see them.
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sweet!
didn’t see that coming!!!
whel thats obveouse!!!
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DOH!!! I spelled well wrong
not that funny people not a big deal, i was not laughing.
thats funny
i dont get it :-l
scoutman12345-because driving that fast is illegal, therefore, they meet in jail