King: You have offended me and I condemn you to death!
Fool: Death?
King: Yes, but since you have been a good fool, I will let you choose your manner of death.
Fool: In that case, sire, I choose to die of old age.
Joke submitted by Chris K., Leroy, Ohio
King: You have offended me and I condemn you to death!
Fool: Death?
King: Yes, but since you have been a good fool, I will let you choose your manner of death.
Fool: In that case, sire, I choose to die of old age.
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Hey , thats funny! Am i first?
It’s O.K., I guess.
what this is super good joke
funny! π 5 *s
COOL 5*
taht is AWESOME!!!!
π π π π 5 stars!
that is HALARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
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i wish i could be a fool like that! :evilgrin:
I thought he was a fool! He made a fool of the king!
Ha Ha Great joke :evilsmile:
That’s a smart fool!
GREAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA Me too
Ha-Ha!!!!!!!!!!=)
π cool i learned how to do it! π
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How do you make those faces?
I can’t figure out how to get smileys on the comment
to flameking you type :TWISTED: except without the capital letters and with the semicolons
π see it works
That’s the best way to die.
This joke really was funny
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how do you get the blue grins??
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lol i hope i get the cool face thingy
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π π !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
really funny! “)
:~)
How do you do the faces? Help me!!
….HA!!!
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πΏ lol thats funny lol πΏ
Mwahaha…that fool isn’t as much of a fool as the king thought.
oh yeah π
tee-hee-hee
I would Do the same π :(( :)) π
NiCe OnE!!!! π π π >:(
Smart fool.
Uh-Oh, Death won’t like the report on THIS one…
I would do the same thing XD
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lol
smartie!
i dont like it TOO much though…………………………………
This is my own joke. I’m Chris from Leroy, OH. Isn’t that funny. I think so. Thanks so much to the fans for making it the joke of the month for November. Thanks again. And again!!!
Pretty funny
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lol isnt that funny though
pretty cool
i love it!!!!!
I’d chose the same thing! =)
awesome you rock
hes either a geinuss or really dumb
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:evil:evil: ha ha ha ha thats cool but on;ly 4 stars
Monkey man`s right!
Hah! The fool’s smarter than the king.
hahaha π
I have read this joke so many times but it always makes me chuckle!
good
funny not a fool
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that was funny!!!!!!!!
thats one clever fool LOL
ha ha ha! lol
lol this is a funny joke i heard again and again and again………….
Smart little fool!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!! Next month, that joke will be all over my school!!!!
I talk like that to my friends lol it’s a good joke
lol, thats one smart fool
Hee Hee Hee Funny Fool Smart-ticus Fool
you can’t beat the classics!
Clever, veeeeery clever.
The King probably laughed to death himself! 5 stars!
i wonder what the king said after the criminal chose his death
been their done that. 3 stars
Niiice. The king probably threw him in the dungeon after that. LOL =D
He’s not a fool he’s to smart and sneaky.
100% Funny!
That’s one smart fool.
how ironic.
LOL!!!!!!!
…um…short joke but its good.;) :l
LOLZ!! that fool is pretty smart…
yo the king problaby put him to a long and painful death
funny
You should write a squel to it.
pretty funny!
smart fool
what a smart alek
5 star
I wouldve said, “complete Isolation on a place thats hard to ecape from, like from the basemet, or your food supply.”
smart man
NOW whoes the fool! 5 STARS!lol
5 stars. i agree with unknow
good one
pretty smart! so cool thouhg π
how do we make him older?
how do we make him older?
nice =D
funny
Awesome
laughoutloud stole anonymos’s line!
very funny π
i dont like hottie101 name i mean come on dude!! SUPER FUNNY JOKE!!! 100 STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“HOW OLD????” “1,000,000 years, Sire.”
Guards!!!!!
darted.potlatch bachelor!hyena allegorically … Thanks!!!
that was WAY funny
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THE FUNNIEST JOKE I’VE HEARD IN TWENTY YEARS!
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